Just lying in the box we found
A teeny, tiny egg
It was brown, it’s shape was round
We think it came from Peg
She just started giving
Our family eggs to eat
She wants to go on living
And not end up a treat
But it was all white and small
It didn’t have a yolk
They should be like a cue ball
Or her neck we’ll choke
(Just kidding of course, we’re happy he started laying eggs.)
a pinch of homestead 