I can’t believe I missed the Mid-Way to the Big Day Party at the Pole!
I got stuck in a Christmas ornament for what seemed like days!
I finally rocked back and forth enough to get the ornament to fall off the tree, but then the family cats decided they wanted to play. After rolling around in a ball all night, I didn’t feel up to the flight back.
I spent the rest of the night eating tub after tub of chocolate icing and drinking several bottles of simple syrup just to settle my stomach.
After that horrible experience, I won’t be hiding in small spaces again for the rest of the year!
I needed to burn off some sugar, so tonight I set up a zip-line.
I had a blast zipping down it over and over again. I’m lucky the boys didn’t hear me crashing into the fruit basket!
Then, I made a climbing wall out of Christmas bows. I fell a few times so I super-glued the bows to the cabinets.
They’re really stuck now!
One of the boys had left a slinky out, so I tried using it to bungee jump off the top of the kitchen door.
Unfortunately, I ended up hanging upside down, tangled in the slinky.
If you don’t see me at check-in, you know why!
Tangled and tired,