Greatness 

I stand up on the water
And stretch my neck out long
I know that I am different
Just listen to my song

I’m destined to do great things
And all the hens agree
I’m unique and I’m special
Just take a look and see

I’m leader to this small flock
I protect them from the night
No cats or rats get past me
Without a feathery fight

So listen to my warning
Make sure you get the scoop
My name is Sir Hubert Mc–
Oops…did I just poop?