North Pole Gazette
December 25, 2018
BREAKING NEWS: Top Shelf Elf Trophy Awarded
By Sparkly Sprinkles
In a surprise move, Santa awarded this year’s Top Shelf Elf trophy to new recruits Figgy Frost and the unknown Pixie Powder.
Late to the season, these new Mischief Makers worked hard to reunite last season’s winners Nim Noel and Lil’ Lil, who apparently had a falling out over Jell-O.
Powder, sources tell us, is a member of the Birthday Beagle Brigade and was on assignment when she met the Mischief Makers.
“I had so much fun with Nim, Lil and Figgy!” Powder told reporters, twirling about the cameras.
Santa announced that the duo would be partners for the 2019 Season and assigned to a yet-to-be-announced locale. Powder and Frost completely lost their minds at this news and reporters could no longer get anything coherent out of them.
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