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Hey Grinch Gang,
Guess what? Some nosy reporter from that North Pole rag showed up in Tinker Toy Town. She was yammering about some elves and about getting answers from Santa about some mailboxes. Whatever.
Looks like Santa’s in for some trouble. That’ll show the big man for turning us down as toymakers all those years ago! Meet me behind his workshop in two days. Bring your hammers. We’re turning toys into rubble!
And, hey, let’s make a pit stop in Mrs. Claus’ kitchen while we’re at it. I heard she’s got Santa’s special-recipe cookies stashed away – you know, the ones he loves. A little snack to sweeten our revenge!
Victory is ours!!!
Groucho
a pinch of homestead 