The Elves of Christmas Day 8: The Best Laid Plans

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Smarti scowled. “What do you mean by ‘try something more fun’? Trying different techniques for folding towels is fun, Nim.”

Nim sighed and looked at the others for help. 

“Smarti, how old is Eric?” asked Lil. 

“Six. Why is that important?”

“Why is…Smarti, do you really think a 6-year-old would think folding towels is a laugh? A good time? Didn’t you work with the elflings?”

Smarti sniffed, a glint in his eye. “Yes, what of it? Those elflings were much better behaved than Eric. If only I could talk to him. I would get him in ship-shape condition like that!” Smarti snapped his fingers. 

Pepper gasped. “You heard the rules, Smarti. No talking, moving, or otherwise with the families. Or else.”

“Or else what?” Smarti shouted. “What could possibly happen? Talking to them, interacting with them would make this job sooo much easier!”

Flaky cleared his throat. “Sure, but where is the fun in that?”

“As challenging as this job is,” said Nim. “It’s also fun.”

The others nodded in agreement. Smarti sighed. Heavily. 

“So far, I fail to see the fun part of this job. Making the rules up as we go along? It’s pure chaos!”

The elves fell silent, worried at Smarti’s dejected demeanor. 

Lil suddenly perked up. “Smarti, you like order, right?”

“Do snowmen like the cold?” sniped Smarti. 

Ignoring his tone, Lil went on. “Well, what if you combined your love for strict–er, order with something fun for Eric?”

“I’m listening.”

“Lego!” smiled Lil.

“Oh yes!” agreed Nim as Flaky and Pepper nodded in agreement. 

“Lego?” asked Smarti skeptically. 

“Yes, you could start to build a Lego…something, and leave it up to Eric to finish the build.” Lil smiled triumphantly while Smarti mulled the idea over. 

“That’s…that sounds…kind of, fun?”

It was more a question than ecstatic agreement, but it was a start. 

***

Smarti stepped back and viewed his Lego creation. It bothered him a little that it was unfinished. He wasn’t sure he could trust Eric to finish it according to the detailed construction plans he had drawn up, but…at least it was a good start. He could fix it later if need be. 

“What is it?” asked Harold. 

Smarti spluttered. “Can’t you tell? It’s a gingerbread cottage!”

Harold looked at the building with a frown and then looked down at the complicated plans Smarti had drawn up. 

“Hm.”

Smarti raised an eyebrow. “Do you have something to say, Harold?”

“Well, it’s a little complex for a 6-year-old, don’t you think?”

“I’ve left step by step plans.”

“Sure, but Eric is six.”

Smarti crossed his arms. “So?”

“So, 6-year-olds don’t really follow plans when playing with Lego.”

Smarti’s chest swelled in indignation. “Well. The elflings I work with at the North Pole are as young as 5 and have no trouble following the plans as they watch me build.”

“Do they do any of the building?”

“No,” Smarti admitted.

Harold waited.

Smarti waited.

Harold cleared his throat. 

“Fine,” Smarti snapped. “What would you suggest?”

Harold smiled mischievously. “I thought you’d never ask!”

Harold ploughed into the carefully built cottage, scattering multi-colored bricks all over the room. Smarti could only stand there in open-mouthed shock as he watched Harold swiftly build a tall, tall tower. 

 “Ta da!” Harold bowed with a flourish. 

Smarti could only splutter. “H-how…w-why? Y-ou ruined the cottage.”

Harold glanced at the ruins of the perfect cottage Smarti had constructed and frowned. “Trust me, Smarti-pants. Eric will like this tower much better.”

Smarti, burning with anger and resentment,  was already planning the next entry in The Book. 

Do build with Lego or other bricks for a fun activity with your kids. Don’t destroy carefully built and meticulously planned cottages without first asking the elf who spent hours upon hours drawing up the plans and building to exact specifications!

The Elves of Christmas: Biscuits for Bowser

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“Shhhhhh!” Flaky hissed at the barking dog. “You’re going to wake everyone up!!”

RRRRUUUUUFFFF!

Flaky sighed in exasperation and plopped on the floor. Nothing was working to quiet Bowser. 

Please, Bowser. I need to finish this house of cards before everyone gets up.”

“Have you tried singing?” asked Gretyl the Giraffalope.

Flaky turned. “Singing?”

RRRRUUUUFFFF! 

“Oh yes,” said Gretyl. “Bowser’s favorite song is ‘Roll out the Barrel’.”

“Really?”

Gretyl smiled. “Really.”

Figuring she had little to lose, Flaky cleared her throat and began.

Roll out the barrel, we’ll have a snowball of fun
Pour out the eggnog, tinsel and lights on the run
Zing boom tararrel, ring out a song of good cheer
Now’s the time to roll the barrel, for Christmas is here

RRRRUUUUFFFF!

Gretyl frowned. “Huh, I don’t think those are the right lyrics. Try Jingle Bells.”

Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh
O’r the fields we go
Laughing all the—HEY!

Flaky, now covered in dog slobber, glared at Bowser who had just licked her toe to hat.

“Hmmm,” mused Gretyl. “How about treats. Have you tried his favorite biscuits?”

Flaky’s eyes lit up. “Biscuits?” 

Gretyl led her over to Bowser’s treat container sitting high on the shelf in the kitchen. “Up there.”

The container looked heavy, but Flaky was desperate so she floated to the top of the shelf and tugged on the container. It wouldn’t budge.

RRRRUUUUFFFF!

Flaky, with all the desperation of a sugar-deprived elf, tried again. This time, the treat container tumbled into his arms. She realized, suddenly and with horror, that she had made a mistake. She hovered for a beat, two, and then plummeted down, down, down. 

CRASH!

RRRRUUUUFFFF!

The explosion was tremendous. Treats scattered everywhere. Bowser’s barks turned to the clatter of his nails and grunts as he chased dog biscuits all over the kitchen and living room, scarfing them up with abandon. 

“You probably only needed to get one or two of the treats,” Gretyl unhelplfully pointed out. 

The Book: “Do NOT give treats to pets. Ever.

The Elves of Christmas: Mysterious Helpers

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Four pairs of elfin eyes stared at poor Pepper in shocked awe after Santa had given her a stern talking to about the “swamp incident” and the “dangers of over-imbibing” on maple syrup.

“But…why did you drink so much maple syrup?” asked Lil.

“Er, it tasted good?” offered Pepper. 

Lil tilted her head.

“I was…thirsty?” Pepper tried again.

Smarti raised a pencil thin eyebrow.

“Oh ok. She’d never had maple syrup!”

“Who on earth has never had maple syrup?!” Nim and Flaky exchanged incredulous looks. 

“Lucile,” said Pepper miserably.

When all four elves stared blankly at her, she expounded. 

“Lucile is…and this is going to sound crazy…she’s a giraffalope and she’s been helping me with the activities. We just got a bit carried away, that’s all.”

Silence blanketed the room as each elf stared at Pepper.

“Look,” she said uncomfortably. “I know it might seem like cheating, but there is nothing that says we can’t take a little help where–.”

“Leonard,” interrupted Nim. “He appeared that first night.”

“Gretyl,” said Flaky.

“Harold,” sighed Smarti. 

Lil shook her head in wonder. “Mildred.”

Pepper’s eyes widened. “And they all appeared to you the first night?”

Four elves nodded.

Nim frowned. “How on earth do we each have a giraffalope at our houses?”

Lil puffed out her cheeks. “I’d never even heard of a giraffalope before this season.”

The others nodded in agreement. 

“Something fishy is going on,” said Smarti. 

“Maybe we should tell Santa and Mrs. Claus,” Flaky added. 

“NO!” The other four elves shouted at once. 

“Not yet, Flaky,” said Pepper. “Let’s just…wait a bit.”

Each elf flew off to their assigned homes in varying levels of distraction. What in the North Pole was going on?

The Elves of Christmas: Cheer Water

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“Er, what are you doing, Pepper?” Lucile the Giraffolope stood silently at the bathroom door watching Pepper as she shook, and shook, and shook a bottle green liquid over the toilet. 

“Creating Christmas Cheer-Water!” Pepper chirped. 

“Christmas…what?”

“Cheer-water, Lucile. You know, green water, red water, sparkly water.”

“Um…what is in that bottle?” Lucile pointed to the bright green, almost empty, bottle in Pepper’s hands. 

“Food coloring!”

Lucile stilled, momentarily speechless. Then, swiftly twirled around and raced to the kitchen. Pepper turned back to the toilet, shrugged, and continued shaking the bottle until every last drop of food coloring stained the toilet water a bright, Christmas green. 

“Hear me out, Pepper.” Lucile stood at the door again, holding a bottle of blue food coloring. “Swamp vs Lagoon.”

Pepper’s eyebrows creeped to her hairline. “I don’t know, Lucile. That doesn’t sound very Christmas-y.”

“Then we’ll make it a Christmas Lagoon! Ornaments, tiny Christmas trees, glitter, reindeer…the works!”

As she rattled off the list of items, Lucile pulled each one into the small bathroom and began running the tub water and dumping the blue food coloring in the bubbling water. “Uh oh! I’m out of blue, can you go to the kitchen and see if there is more?”

Pepper nodded uncertainly and flew to the kitchen, shaking her head uneasily. She searched through the cabinets but couldn’t find another bottle of blue food coloring…just red and yellow and…”Mmmm, Amber maple syrup. Maybe just a little taste…”.

Pepper found a straw and stuck it in the bottle. 

SLURP! SLURP! SLUUUURP!

“What is that sound?” asked Lucile, peeking out of the bathroom.

Pepper glanced guiltily at the giraffalope. “Just a little snack.” She pointed to the now, nearly empty bottle. 

Lucile shuffled over and peered at the label. “Maple Syrup? Is it good?”

Pepper’s jaw dropped. “You’ve never had maple syrup?!”

“Well…no. I haven’t been ali–around for very long.” 

Pepper looked at Lucile quizicaly. “But I thought–.”

“Can I have a sip?” interrupted Lucile.

“Absolutely!” Pepper held the bottle while Lucile took her first-ever slurp of maple syrup. 

Slurp. SLURP. SLUUUUUUURPPPP!

Eyes wide, mouth smiling, Lucile smacked her lips. “That was delicious!”

Pepper looked in horror at the now-empty bottle. “Uh-oh.”

Lucile smiled. “Don’t worry. They keep a ton of canned goods stocked downstairs. I bet there is more.”

The two friends crept quietly to the basement store room where they found not one or two more bottles of maple syrup. But an ENTIRE box of bottles of maple syrup. 

“This is different,” said Pepper. “It’s Golden rather than Amber. Not as good, but still pretty tasty. I’ll bring a bottle from the North Pole tomorrow to replace the one we drank.”

Lucile eyed the bottle. “Maybe we should try it. Just to make sure it’s really maple syrup.”

Pepper smiled. “What else would be in a bottle labeled ‘maple syrup’. Lucile?”

Lucile grinned and opened the bottle. Then another. Hours later, by the third bottle, Pepper was zipping and zooming around the basement singing Christmas carols and Lucile lay on the floor in a pure sugar coma. 

Landing next to the drowsy giraffalope, Pepper frowned. “Did we forget something, Lucile?”

Splish. Splash. Splosh.

Drops of water fell from the ceiling and dripped on Lucile’s head. She sat up, stretched, and yawned. “I don’t know—THE SWAMP!”

Racing up the stairs, the elf and giraffalope gasped in horror as they watched gallons and gallons of blue-dyed water whoosh into the hall. 

“Uh oh,” said Lucile. 

Pepper sobbed. “I guess this is my first entry into The Book.”

“When creating a swamp vs lagoon in the bathroom, don’t drink maple syrup!”

The Elves of Christmas Day 4: Flaky’s Faces Fears

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Flaky crouched, terrified to move a muscle. Where was she? It wasn’t as though Flaky spooked easily, but Gretyl the Giraffalope was so hyper and she moved so quickly, zooming and spinning around like an excited puppy. It was unnerving. 

Pssst. What are we hiding from?”

Flaky jumped a foot. Gretyl appeared at her shoulder, bouncing on her toes, trying…and failing…to be quiet.

“What’s wrong?” Gretyl asked. “Did you see a ghost?”

“N-no,” breathed Flaky. “Just you.”

For a brief second, so quick Flaky may have imagined it, Gretyl looked…hurt by her words. She quickly recovered, however, and launched into an interrogation that would have had the Elf Resources Department, or ER, hiring the giraffalope on the spot.  

“STOP!” Flaky couldn’t take it anymore. 

The hurt in Gretyl’s eyes was unmistakable now. Now she’d done it.

“I’m sorry, Gretyl. It’s just…you’re kind of, a lot.”

A sudden dawning understanding crossed Gretyl’s face. “Of course, Flaky. I should have known. They told me–.” Gretyl stopped talking suddenly, looking aghast. 

Who told you…what?”

Gretyl cleared her throat. “Oh you know. They…them. Those. So, what are we going to do tonight?”

Flaky, fear forgotten, looked at Gretyl suspiciously. Something was up. 

“But, you said–.”

“Ziplining!”

Nonplussed, Flaky could only stare in confusion. 

“We should do a zipline. Sabine will love it.”

Flaky brightened. The first few nights had not gone well. No messes or catastrophes, but nothing had truly excited Sabine. Sure she enjoyed the hot chocolate bar, new Christmas PJs, and gingerbread house kit. But she wasn’t bouncing out of bed, searching for Flaky as soon as she got up. Maybe a zipline would be just the thing to do that. 

“Worth a try,” Flaky murmured.  

Gretyl helped Flaky rig a zipline from the top of the tree to Sabine’s stockings. 

“You should test it out,” said Gretyl. 

“Me? Oh, I don’t know.”

“Flaky, you have to test your work. That’s the point of this zipline. It’s not as though Sabine will be able to do it. She’s much too heavy.”

Gretyl had a point, but Flaky hadn’t considered that she would be the one ziplining. 

“Oh-Okay.” Flaky warily climbed to the top of the tree and positioned herself at the height of the zipline. One, two, THREE!

“Wheeeeeeee!” Thump! 

“Well?” asked Gretyl after Flaky landed with a plop in the stocking. 

“That was…amazing! You have to try it!”

Flaky and Gretyl took turns zipping down to the stockings. Giggles and squeals filled the air until Gretyl slipped, getting tangled in the line. Flaky flew in to rescue her—resulting in stockings being knocked over, ornaments swinging, and garland tangled around the room.

“Oh deer,” said Flaky.

“Oh deer indeed,” agreed Gretyl. 

The Book: “Do try fun activities. Don’t turn the living room into an elf-sized obstacle course!”

The Elves of Christmas: Stories with Smarti

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Smarti was…disgruntled. He had been following all the rules, setting up organized, educational activities.

Leaving out healthy Christmas-themed snacks.

Keeping order in his assigned home.

He even put Harold, that irritating Giraffalope, in his place the first night. Smarti, need help? Pah!

But…Santa had pulled him aside at check-in and let him know that maybe, just perhaps, he should ‘loosen up’ a bit and ‘have some fun’. Smarti didn’t understand why Santa thought he wasn’t having fun. Of course he was having fun! 

Wasn’t he?

With a heavier-than-usual sigh, Smarti turned back to perusing the bookshelf, looking for the perfect book to read to an audience of stuffed toys. He’d made the mistake of asking for advice from Nim, of all elves. 

“Throw a party with all the stuffies!” Nim had said.

“Not going to happen. Much too noisy. Next?”

“Pillow fight?”

“And get feathers everywhere? Next!”

“Marshmallow forts?”

“Hm. Maybe….but, no. The potential for a sticky mess is just too high.”

“Fine!” Nim finally huffed. “Just line ‘em all up and read them a story then!”

“Now that’s an excellent idea, Nim!” Smarti smiled at Nim who threw his hands up in disgust.

And so, he’d taken Nim’s advice and decided a storytime activity with all the stuffies was the least…disruptive of the activities. 

“Ooo,” whispered Harold. “Eric doesn’t like that one.”

Smarti rolled his eyes. “Oh. You…again.”

“He does like this one though.” Harold held up a copy of Harold and the Purple Crayon.

Smarti raised a brow. “What a coincidence.” 

Harold smiled sheepishly. “Well, he does.

“Fine, we’ll read Harold and the Purple Crayon.”

Harold the Giraffalope jumped up and down. “And I’ll act it out while you read!”

Smarti rolled his eyes. Again. “Whatever, just do try and be quiet.”

Smarti settled in front of his captive audience and started to read the story of Harold and his purple crayon. The Giraffalope shrugged, grabbed a purple marker, and acted out each and every page. 

Later, as he was writing another rule in The Book, Smarti realized his mistake was in assuming that Harold the Giraffalope would know better than to draw all over the floors and walls. 

“Do not write, draw, scribble, sketch, or otherwise mark up floors and walls!”

The Elves of Christmas Day 2: Holiday Chaos

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“Oh that was so much fun!” squealed Lil. “My girls absolutely adored the hot cocoa bar!”

“My kid was unimpressed,” grumbled Smarti.

“Maybe it was because you set up an oatmeal bar,” giggled Pepper. “Not nearly as fun as chocolate.” 

Smarti huffed. “Oatmeal is a much healthier option.”

“Mine built a snowman out of marshmallows,” said Flaky.

Nim remained quiet, unsure how to tell Santa about the mess he, and Leonard, had made. Should he tell Santa about Leonard at all? Was help allowed?

“Nim?” questioned Santa with a smile. “How did you do?”

“Oh, well…my kids were delighted with the hot cocoa…mess.”

“Mess?” asked Santa.

“Er, yes. You see, Leon–I mean I may have mixed up a few ingredients and made a bit of a jumble.”

Santa chortled. “Well, it’s the first night. There are bound to be a few messes here and there. I’m sure tonight will go much better.”

The others patted Nim on the back sympathetically, making him feel even worse about how his first night had gone.

“Cheer up, Nim,” said Pepper. “Tonight’s a clean plate with no crumbs.”

Nim smiled weakly.

***

Lil tiptoed into her house and peeked around the living room. Toys littered the floor, but all was quiet.  

Mildred?” Lil whispered into the darkness. “Are you here?”

“RIGHT HERE!”

Lil jumped a foot in the air when a small green Giraffalope tapped her on the shoulder. 

“Oh, did I frighten you?”

“Frighten me?? You scared the sugar plums out of me!”

“Oops!” Mildred giggled. 

Lil smiled, catching her breath and gazing around the room. “I had planned a big baking day for tomorrow, but I heard the girls’ mom say there was an inspector coming to the daycare and I don’t want to risk making a mess. Not that I would make a mess of course.”

“Of course not!” said Mildred with a wink. “So what are you thinking?”

“Well, I thought maybe we could help by finishing up the tree decorations.”

“Great idea!” 

Mildred and Lil zipped over to the Christmas tree. A few boxes lay open on the floor with decorations that had not yet been put on the tree.

“Ok!” began Lil. “First, let’s get the rest of these ornaments on.”

They worked together to put the remaining bells and balls haphazardly on the tree, then stood back to admire their handiwork. 

“Something is missing,” said Lil.

Mildred pointed at a pile of tinsel under the tree. “What about that?”

Lil grinned. “Perfect!” 

She flew to the pile of tinsel and grabbed one end, then zoomed to the top of the tree and started wrapping. She flew around and around, twisting the tinsel over the branches until she landed with a ‘thump!’ on the floor. 

“Beautiful!” said Mildred in awe. 

“Whew!” said Lil. “All that spinning was so much fun!”

Mildred grinned. “Wanna spin some more?”

“Oh I don’t th–.”

Before Lil could blink, Mildred had grabbed her and thrown her onto a sit and spin near the toy room. Without a pause, she began spinning and spinning and SPINNING Lil on the toy.

“Mildred! Please stop!”

Taking Lil at her word, Mildred, with the strength of a full grown Giraffalope, stopped the sit and spin sending Lil careering into the Christmas tree. Ornaments exploded off the tree and tinsel flew everywhere

Lil caught her breath and clambered out of a pile of tinsel, surveying the damage. 

“Oops,” said Mildred with a frown. 

Lil sighed. I guess I have my first entry in the book. 

“Use toys carefully—especially near fragile decorations!”

The Elves of Christmas Day 1: Nim’s Hot Cocoa Bar

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Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap.

Pit-a-pat, pit-a-pat…THUNK!

“OW!” whisper-shouted Nim as he hopped on one foot wincing at the sharp pain shooting through his toes. 

Rrrrrufff! 

A small dog, blonde and fluffy scrabbled in his cage, trying to find the source of the noise Nim was making. 

On his tender tippy toes, Nim made his way to the kennel, shushing the pup and frantically waving his hands. “Good dog, nice dog. No need to be alarmed.”

The little dog’s tail wagged furiously and his pudgy face smiled in greeting. 

“Whew!” said Nim. “Disaster averted.”

Taking a deep breath, Nim gazed around the room, taking in his surroundings. Blankets were strewn haphazardly on the couches and stuffed animals littered the floor. The home was well-lived in and cozy. 

“Seems like a nice family,” he said to himself. “Now, where to set up the hot cocoa bar…”.

“Hot cocoa?” 

Nim jumped straight into the air, falling back to the floor with a loud THUNK! He spun around to face a small, odd-looking, stuffed reindeer. Or, was it a giraffe? “Wh-what, er I mean who are you?”

“I’m Leonard, and as for what I am, I think that is fairly obvious.”

“Is it?” asked Nim before he could stop himself. 

Leonard sighed, seemingly annoyed. “Yes. Obviously, I’m a giraffalope.”

Nim gaped at Leonard’s annoyed expression. “Oh, I’m so sor–.”

And then Leonard let loose the most delightful laugh Nim had ever heard. 

“You should see your face! I’m only joking. Of course you don’t know what I am. Joe made me at a Build-a-Bear, brought me home, and named me. I’m the only one of my kind.” Leonard puffed his chest, smiling proudly. 

Nim smiled. “Nice to meet you Leonard. I’m Nim.”

“Oh I know who you are,” said Leonard with a small smile.

Nim frowned. “You do?”

“Of course! San–.” Leonard stopped, eyes wide, and cleared his throat. “What’s in that bag?”

Nim gave his head a little shake, curious about the small giraffalope. “How do you know—.”

“Is that a hot chocolate bar? Can I help you set it up?”

Nim thought it over. There was nothing in The Book that prohibited outside help, but…

Sensing Nim’s hesitation, Leonard added, “I know the house pretty well, and am very familiar with the boys.”

Nim smiled. “Deal!”

Leonard quickly gave Nim a tour of the house, pointing out the boys’ rooms. Then, they got to work organizing the hot cocoa bar. Nim let Leonard take charge of the toppings, while he set to work making the chocolate. After a few hours of hard work, they stood back to look at their creation. 

Nim frowned. “Er, Leonard…I don’t think this is quite right. 

“What do you mean?”

Nim gazed over the scene. Sprinkles were scattered across the table, puffs of whipped cream circled the mugs and a giant pile of marshmallows was melted into an unidentifiable blob.

Beep! Beep! Beep!

Nim sighed. The house was waking and they had no time to fix the mess Leonard had made. 

“I guess we’ll have our first entry in The Book,” he mumbled. 

“Oh? What is that?” asked Leonard. 

“When creating a hot cocoa bar, don’t make a mess!”

The Elves of Christmas: Prologue

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Five elves of varying size shuffled their feet nervously as they waited in Santa’s cozy office for the man himself. Mrs. Claus, who had summoned them to this urgent meeting, smiled down at them with a twinkle in her kind eyes.

“No need to be anxious, my dears. Santa and I have a wonderful opportunity for you all.”

Santa announced his presence with a loud bang as he stomped his boots on the rug outside his office, looking a bit ruffled. “Darn that Vixen! Why he has to do his business right in the path to my office I’ll never under—oh, hello.”  

Pulling himself together and leaving his soiled boots at the door, Santa padded to his desk and, with a happy sigh, sank into his overstuffed chair. 

“Have you told them yet, Mrs. C.?”

“No my dear, I was waiting for you to share the good news.”

Santa smiled down happily at the 5 elves, each wearing a unique expression on their face. 

Nim, taking the reindeer by the antlers, was the first to speak. “I think we are all a bit bewildered by your summons Santa, Sir. Why the secrecy?”

Lil, twisting her fingers rapidly, breathlessly blurted. “Yes Santa. We are all wondering what this could be about. I thought maybe I was in trouble for spilling the flour all over the floor, but then thought, no, Mrs. Claus would have reprimanded me rather than jumping in and making flour angels with me, so then I thought maybe we were both in trouble and so—.”

Smarti, rolling his eyes and giving Lil a stern look, interrupted. “I think what Lil is trying to say is…why the summons? Why the secrecy?”

“The winds whisper their secrets to me,” said Flaky. Smarti glared at him and rolled his eyes dramatically. 

Pepper, who had been bouncing ceaselessly on her toes, jumped in. “So Santa, what is going on? Do we have a new assignment? When can we start?”

Santa and Mrs. Claus exchanged an amused look.

“Go ahead dear, as you can see they are all eager to learn about their new project.”

Santa smiled. “Well friends, Mrs. C and I are launching a new program. We’re calling it “The Elves of Christmas”. The program is meant to be a reminder to the children of the joys of the season and a break for parents during this busy time of year.” 

“That’s right,” added Mrs. Claus. “After careful consideration, we have chosen you five to run our beta test.” 

“You’ll experiment and get the kinks out before we roll it out to the rest of the world,” said Santa.

“How fun!” Nim smiled. 

“How exciting!” Lil grinned.

Smarti remained stoic and asked, “Will there be rules?” 

Flaky stared vacantly at the floor.

Pepper bounced on her toes, gleefully gabbling..

“To answer your question, Smarti,” said Mrs. Claus. “We will have a Code of Conduct to follow and will be sure to add any other rules, tips, or tricks that are likely to come up during this beta test.”

“What sort of activities?” Pepper asked Santa.

“Each night, you will go to your assigned home and set up a craft, baking activity, game, or whatever reasonable surprise your imagination comes up with.” 

“Section 1, Rule 1.1 for The Book,” said Smarti. “All activities should be organized and mess-free.”

“Er, yes, Smarti,” said Mrs. Claus. “We’ll be sure to put that down, but there is a more important rule that you all must follow.”

Smarti scoffed. “More important than cleanliness?”

“Absolutely,” said Mrs. Claus. “Your charges cannot see you move and they absolutely can never, ever touch you.”

“Why?” asked Flaky.

“Because,” said Santa. “You’ll lose your magic.”

Five elves stared quietly at each other, trying to imagine a life without magic. 

“Fine,” Smarti finally said. “Rule 1.1: Don’t let the kids touch you or see you move. Rule 1.2: No messes of any kind.”

“Sure.” Mrs. Claus smiled. “I’ll make sure to get that down.

“Ok crew,” boomed Santa. “If there are no more questions, it’s time for your assigned houses.” 

Mrs. Claus handed each elf a folder with their charge’s name, address, and basic information. 

“Wait a moment,” said Smarti. “My kid is on the naughty list? Should we really be rewarding bad behavior?”

“Part of this program is to straighten out children who have made it to The Naughty List. Since you have some experience working with rebellion, due to your time in the Toy Shop Daycare Center, we thought it was the best fit.”

“Yes, good idea.” Smarti nodded with an expression, approaching excitement, that worried Santa. 

Looking at each elf in turn, Santa felt a sudden bout of nerves well up. Or, perhaps that was the 4th cup of cocoa he had at lunch. 

“Ok team, time to launch the Elves of Christmas beta test!”

The Elves of Christmas: A Mischief Makers Prequel

Memo from the Desk of Mrs. Claus
TOP SECRET: SANTA’S EYES ONLY!!!

Santa, Dear,

I’ve compiled my list of potential candidates for the beta test of our new program. While there are a few…personality concerns, it is my belief that these five charming elves would be perfect candidates for the task. Or, tasks, as it were.

Do read over my recommendations during your afternoon cookie break, and we will discuss tonight while we sip our nightly mug of cider by the fire. 

Candidate Dossier: Nim, Elf, 152 years old
Experience: Has worked in Santa’s Workshop for 50 years. 
Strengths: Well-liked by his fellow Toymakers and recently promoted to Head of Wooden Toys. Loves building. 
Potential areas of concern: Extremely affected by sugar. Is limited to three bottles of Grade A Maple Syrup a day and ONLY 25 candy canes. 
Notes: Nim is easygoing and can diffuse tense situations with humor and subtle flattery.  
Household Assignment Recommendation: Joe and Jake

Candidate Dossier: Lil, House Elf, 131 years old
Experience: Has worked in Mrs. Claus’ Bakery for 25 years. 
Strengths: Whiz with cookies. Constantly coming up with unique ways to create new and interesting flavors.
Potential areas of concern: Tendency to overthink, especially in stressful situations.  
Notes: Lil is organized, fun-loving, and always ready for a laugh.
Household Assignment Recommendation: Issabella and Cheyenne

Candidate Dossier: Smarti, Half-Elf, 175 years old
Experience: Has worked in the Toy Shop nursery caring for the young elflings for 15 years. 
Strengths: Strict rule follower, no nonsense, efficient. 
Potential areas of concern: Smarti can come off as a bit…eager. He is stern and that can often be construed as angry. I was careful in which house I recommended as it will take a strong-willed child who is not easily…frightened.
Notes: Smarti’s relationship with his father is strained. This may influence how he interacts with his assignment’s father. 
Recommended Household Assignment: Eric 

Candidate Dossier: Flaky, Snow Elf, around 120 years old…I think
Experience: Unknown.
Strengths: Unknown.
Potential areas of concern: We found Flaky wandering around in the ‘23 Blizzard. She was lost and confused. I am recommending this bedraggled snow elf based on a gut instinct alone. I hope I am not wrong.
Notes: See above. 
Recommended Household Assignment: Sabine

Candidate Dossier: Pepper, Woodland Sprite, 81 years old
Experience: Brand new to reindeer training. She is friendly and personable. 
Strengths: Enthusiasm galore. Pepper is full of energy and always ready to go, go, go. 
Potential areas of concern: Pepper is full of energy and always ready to go, go, go. 
Notes: While we don’t know much about Pepper’s background, there are rumors that she had a run-in with the Abominable Snowman and barely escaped with her life. 
Recommended Household Assignment: Frannie