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Mischief Makers 2023 Day 16: Memories of Christmas Past

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The Mischief Makers trekked through the enchanted forest, guided by Stripes’s directions. The air was filled with a magical hush, broken only by the occasional nervous giggle from Figgy.

Pixie couldn’t resist marveling at the towering trees. “Imagine having trees that actually whisper. What secrets do you think they share?”

Nim smirked. “Probably the latest gossip from the animal kingdom. Who’s dating who, which rabbit stole the last carrot—”

“Focus, everyone,” Glitter interrupted. “We’re here for a reason—Whiskers from the Whispering Willows. Keep your eyes peeled.”

They trekked deeper into the heart of the forest, the trees growing ever larger, their branches intertwining.

“There,” Nim pointed to a clearing ahead. Five majestic willow trees stood tall, their branches cascading gracefully to the ground. “Those must be the Whispering Willows.”

The elves approached cautiously and the forest fell silent.

“H-hello?” Pixie ventured, waving at the trees. “We heard you have…erm, enchanted whiskers?”

Silence. 

Figgy coughed. “And, if you do, can we…borrow them?”

More silence.

Figgy shrugged. “Worth a try.”

The willow trees rustled. “We know why you’ve come, mischievous ones. To earn our whiskers, you must pass our test.”

Nim raised an eyebrow. “A test? What kind of test?”

The trees began to sway. “To prove your connection with the spirit of Christmas, each of you must share a cherished holiday memory.”

Nim beamed. “Oh boy, I’ve got a good one! Remember that year we first met, Pixie? We googly-eyed everything in the fridge and then–.”

“And then dumped red and green jello all over the floor, Figgy, and I.” Lil scowled playfully. 

Figgy chuckled. “I remember that. It was a sticky situation.”

The Whispering Willows rustled with laughter. “One memory shared.” A soft silver whisker floated down to Nim.

Pixie took a step forward. “I remember our first night at the Malloys, when they trapped us under a glass bowl in the fridge.”

Figgy shuddered. “The elf trap!”

Lil smiled. “Wasn’t there a bunch of maple syrup involved too?”

The trees swayed and shivered with mirth. “Two memories shared.” Pixie caught a second sparkling whisker. 

“My turn!” cried Figgy. “Remember the time we put the elf hats on Rusty and Dusty? They were such cute kitties!”

“Yes,” giggled Pixie. “That certainly was a very Meowy Christmas!”

The Whispering Willows hummed in approval. “Three memories shared.”

Lil grinned. “I remember when we first met, Nim. You didn’t want a partner, but Santa knew how much Issabella and Cheyenne would miss me.”

“Oh that’s right!” said Nim. “I’d forgotten about that. The boys’ cousins were staying with them that season. Oh we had such fun!”

The forest echoed with a gentle applause of leaves. “Four memories shared.”

The four elves smiled at each other, then looked expectantly at Glitter.

Glitter sighed, shaking her head. “I remember being horrified by Nim and his destructive–.”

“Playful!” Nim interrupted.

“Very well, your playful antics. But, I also remember how you both brought fun and joy to my heart. And I thank you.” Glitter bowed her head to Nim and Lil who were smiling so hard their cheeks hurt. 

The Willows gushed out a sigh as the fifth and final whisker landed in front of Glitter.

“Well done,” breathed the Willows.  

Mischief Makers 2023 Day 15: Sneaky Snow

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As Sparkly ventured deeper into the snowy woods, the lone snow spirit followed her, undetected in the swirls of the gentle snowfall and determined to lead Sparkly astray.

The wind whispered through the trees as she trudged along, trying to make up for lost time. Behind her, the snow spirit twirled and whirled, creating whispers in the wind. 

Hasshheeep shaaset ksssshhhh

Sparkly stopped suddenly. “Who’s there?”

The wind howled in response. 

In the distance a soft glow beckoned Sparkly. She squinted, and through the snowy haze, she saw what appeared to be a cozy cottage made of…gingerbread. The sweet aroma of ginger and cinnamon wafted through the air making her stomach grumble.

The snow spirit whipped the wind into Sparkly’s face, swirling and pushing her toward the cozy candy cottage. 

As Sparkly approached the delectable looking cottage, the snow spirit added an extra touch of magic. The cottage’s windows twinkled with warm, inviting light, and the sound of festive music floated through the air…a refuge from the cold. 

Sparkly hesitated, but another growl from her stomach had her knocking loudly on the door. Slowly, ever so slowly, the graham cracker door creaked open to reveal a sweet tooth’s delight. Candy cane pillars, gumdrop chandeliers, and frosting-covered furniture filled the room, coated in sparkling sugar of every color. 

Sparkly’s stomach gave another mighty growl.

“And who do we have here?” Stripes the Candy Cane Cat slinked from the shadows, a light purr rumbling the room.

The mischievous snow spirit, still unseen, whispered softly to Stripes, revealing Sparkly’s identity.

“Ah,” said Stripes, listening to the spirit. “You must be Sparkly Sprinkles from the North Pole Gazette.”

Eyes widening, then narrowing with suspicion, Sparkly crossed her arms and said, “I don’t believe we’ve met before Mr. …Cat?”

“While it is true, we have not met, I do know you and your news column. My name is Stripes.”

Sparkly relaxed a bit. A fan. She was good with fans. She smiled widely and flipped her hair over her shoulder. “Well, it’s always such a pleasure to meet one of my fans.”

“Hmm,” pondered Stripes. “Did I say I was a fan?”

Sparkly’s smile fell and her stomach once again grumbled. She looked longingly at the candy couch cushion.

“Where are my manners,” murmured Stripes. “Please, help yourself to any furniture or decoration.”

Sparkly hesitated at first, but soon found herself eating licorice lamps and peppermint placemats until she was so stuffed, she closed her eyes and sat back in a large comfy cotton candy stuffed chair and fell into a deep, sound sleep

“There,” Stripes smiled at the snow spirit. “We bought the elves some time.” 

Mischief Makers 2023 Day 14: Whiskers and Willows

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Rested and well-fed after their time in the Gingerbread Cottage, the four elves and reindeer traveled down a long path in relative silence, each chewing on candy from the cottage and the information Stripes had provided. 

“Whiskers from the Whispering Willows? Seriously?” Glitter exclaimed, her antlers agitated. “What kind of enchanted forest requires us to collect whiskers?”

Nim chuckled. “Stripes said we need those whiskers to access the missing mailbox, remember? He said it’s ‘guarded by enchantments’.”

Lil nodded. “So, we find these Whispering Willows, collect their enchanted whiskers, and bring them back to Stripes. Simple!”

Pixie raised an eyebrow and smirked. “Simple? Us?” 

Figgy grinned. “Think of it this way—it’s an adventure, and adventures are supposed to be fun!”

Glitter shot him a look. 

As they walked through the snowy woods, Pixie couldn’t help but smile. “I have to admit, this is kind of…fun.” 

Nim nodded. “It’s like we’re detectives on a case.”

“Pirates hunting treasure,” added Figgy. 

Lil grinned. “Maybe they’ll tell stories about our adventures…The Mischief Makers and the Quest for the Missing Mailbox.”

“A tale of four brave elves who faced the Whispering Willows armed with only their wits and…their canes!” Nim brandished his candy cane. 

Figgy chuckled. “I hope the Whispering Willows are friendly. I mean, they’re trees, right? How intimidating can they be?”

Pixie sighed. “Knowing our luck, they’ll be sarcastic trees with a penchant for puns.”

Glitter rolled her eyes. “Sarcastic trees or not, we’ve got a job to do. Let’s find those Whispering Willows, collect the whiskers, and get them back to Stripes so we can finally find the mailbox with the lost letters.”

And,” added Lil. “Let’s hope Sparkly Sprinkles doesn’t find it first.”

Mischief Makers 2023 Day 7: Eavesdropping Elf

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Sparkly Sprinkles sat at the back of the Frosty Snowman hunched over a large glass of Jingle Juice, grumbling under her breath. 

“Those, those jiggersnots! Gone without a trace and leaving me without a story to tell.”

“What’s that Sparkly?” asked Sam, the tall-for-an-elf barkeep. “Ready for another round?”  

She smiled a saccharine-sweet smile and then downed the rest of her glass, holding it out to the barkeep. “Fill it again, Sam.”

Sparkly was never more angry than when she was foiled and couldn’t spin a story. The premier Mischief Makers had been giving her fodder for telling tall tales and distorting events for days. But now, they were gone, leaving behind replacements who were altogether too agreeable and boring to be genuinely captivating. What Sparkly craved was a breakthrough, a hint that would lead her straight to them…and that meddlesome reindeer.

“…heard Santa has some sort of mystery to solve before Christmas Eve.”

Sparkly’s ears perked. A mystery? 

“Yeah, I heard something about that too, Herb. Elphy Elphster was talking about it in the hot springs a few days ago.”

“He was talking to you about it, Norm?” asked the incredulous elf.

“Nah,” said Norm. “It was so foggy in there, he didn’t see me. But I heard him say something about a journey to find a secret box way up North.”

“A secret box?” asked Herb in hushed tones.

“Yeah, but there’s all kinds of obstacles to go through before you can get at it. But the first place to go through is the Whisper—.”

“Happy Elfday to you! Happy Elfday to you! Happy Elfday dear Herb-y…happy Elfday to you!”

The rest of the conversation was abandoned in the merriment of Herb buying a round of Jingle Juice sippers for the crowd. 

But Sparkly smiled. Finally, she had a lead to follow.  

Happy Elfday indeed. 

Mischief Makers 2023 Day 5: The Replacements

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Greedy Elf Hogs Spotlight, Angering Colleagues

North Pole Gazette
By Sparkly Sprinkles

Ludicrous Lil, as she has sometimes been called, angered colleagues Nim, Figgy and Pixie when she rudely interrupted an interview by spelling her name in order to make sure this reporter spelled it correctly. As if L-I-L is so difficult to spell. 

“Now you’ve done it,” Nim was heard to say after this over-the-top and obvious grab for more publicity than her fellow Mischief Makers. Is this the type of behavior we can expect from the Mischief Makers? Only time will tell.

The hospital buzzed with excitement as the elves prepared a dazzling light display in the courtyard for the children to enjoy. So far, the hospital staff and patients were delighted with the antics of the mischief makers…messes and all. And, except for a few hiccups here and there, all was going well. 

Sparkly Sprinkles sat in the corner of the courtyard smiling suspiciously and filling her notebook. 

“She’s probably writing something terrible about us,” hissed Lil, still smarting over Sparkly’s latest character assassination. 

“I don’t see what she could possibly find about tonight’s festivities,” said Nim as he pulled a string of lights across the cafeteria. “We are decorating with lights, nothing too sinister about that.”

“Oh I wouldn’t put it past her,” grumbled Pixie. “She has a real talent for spinning tales.”

Glitter bounded up to the group, breathless and agitated. 

“I’ve just come from Santa’s office,” Glitter whispered, her eyes flicking toward the nosy reporter.

Nim raised an eyebrow, intrigued. “What is it, Glitter?”

“It’s about that book. The one they found in the Grime and Goo department,” Glitter replied. “Santa believes it might not be a legend after all. He’s sending a team to investigate a rumored location of the forgotten mailbox.”

Lil frowned. “A mailbox?”

“Yes,” Glitter said, casting a wary glance at Sparkly Sprinkles. “According to the book, there may be a mailbox where all these lost letters were sent. A forgotten mailbox. But Santa suspects someone might be trying to interfere.” She inclined her antlers at Sparkly. 

“Oh she’ll interfere all right,” said Lil. “Interfere, then smear. She’s good at that.”

“Exactly,” Glitter nodded. “There’s a Twinkling Trail, an ancient magical path, that leads to the mailbox. It’s said to glow faintly under the light of the Aurora Borealis. Santa wants us to check it out.”

“Us?” asked Nim.

“Yes, Santa has asked me to come and get you. He needs your help.”

Nim nodded and turned to his three friends. “Right. Lil, Pixie, and Figgy, can you guys keep an eye out and make sure Sparkly doesn’t catch wind of this. We can’t trust her with something this important.”

“We’re on it!” said Figgy. 

“You don’t understand,” said Glitter. “Santa has requested help…from all of us.”

After a few moments of shocked silence as they digested Glitter’s news, the four veteran elves took a collective breath and straightened their shoulders.

“When do we leave?” asked Lil. 

As she spoke, 6 elves zoomed through the window, landing in unison next to Glitter. 

“Immediately,” said Glitter, gesturing to the six newcomers. “This is your replacement team.”

The six elves saluted as they each introduced themselves.

“Hello Sirs, and Ma’ams! I’m Bubbles McJinglepants, leader of the Jingle Jest Squad!”

“The Jingle Jest Squad?” asked a mystified Pixie under her breath.

In turn, each member of the squad stepped forward and saluted. 

“Snickerdoodle McSparklepuff!”

“Wiggly Wobblewhisk!” 

“Gigglesnort Tinseltoes!”

“SnuggleMuffin Twinkleberry!”

“Melvin Martin!”

“Er, nice to meet you,” said Nim as the squad scattered and seemed to work seamlessly to finish the light display. Even Sparkly was mystified by this group of energetic elves racing around and decorating at top speed. 

“Ready?” asked Glitter. 

With one final look at Sparkly, who was heading their way with a determined glint in her eyes, Glitter galloped off with Nim, Lil, Pixie and Figgy zipping at her hooves.

Mischief Makers 2023 Day 4: Lost Letters

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Santa’s Got a Secret…and it’s a big one!

North Pole Gazette
Reported by Sparkly Sprinkles

Santa’s behavior of late has been a little odd. He’s more secretive than usual. Sources at The Frosty Snowman tell me that ol’ Chris Kringle is hiding something. 

“Santa has enough to worry about,” said one anonymous source. One can only speculate what “enough” is. Trouble in the Toy Shop? Perhaps problems with Mrs Claus? Or is it something more…sinister? Only time will tell and this reporter is on the job!

“She must have been at The Frosty Snowman and overheard our conversation,” said Glitter angrily. 

Nim and Lil watched, wide-eyed, as Glitter galloped back and forth in front of Santa’s toy shop whipping her antlers and flashing her eyes. They’d rarely seen Glitter this angry. 

“How dare that, that candy cane brained jigglesnort!”

“Whoa, Glitter,” said Figgy. “I think that is going a bit far, don’t you?”

Pixie nodded her head, shocked. 

“I’m sorry.” Glitter deflated. “It’s just that…Santa has enough going on without Stinky Sprinkly putting her big pen in his face.”

“You keep saying that, Glitter. What’s going on with Santa?” asked Nim.

Glitter paused. “You know how I told you that there was an emergency at the Grime and Goo section of the toy department?”

The elves nodded.

“It was less an emergency and more a discovery.”

Pixie raised a brow. “Discovery of what?”

“A book.”

“Uh, what?”

“A dusty old book was found under one of the gloop machines. Apparently it was being used to even out the legs.”

“Still not seeing the big deal here, Glitter,” said Figgy. 

The book was called Forgotten Wishes and it is a story about a hidden mailbox full of letters that have been lost over the years.” 

The four elves stared blankly at her. 

“Letters to Santa.”

Lil gasped. “You don’t mean…wish lists?”

Glitter nodded. 

“But it’s just a story, right?” asked Pixie hopefully. “A legend?”

“We don’t really know…yet,” said Glitter. “But Santa is taking this very seriously. If there are children out there who never received what was on their wish lists…let’s just say we hope it’s just a story.”

The clocktower chimed, pulling the elves out of their reverie. 

“We’d better get going,” said Nim. “We’ve got a puppet show to organize.”

“Keep us posted, Glitter,” said Lil. “And let us know if there is anything we can do to help.”

Glittered nodded and trotted to the stables while the four elves shot to the skies and flew toward the hospital. 

When they landed in the Community Room of the hospital, Sparkly Sprinkles was already there, tapping her red pen to her pointy chin. “Late, aren’t we?” 

A collective groan filled the air. 

“Why you little–,” began Pixie.

“Hello, Sparkly!!” interrupted Lil rather loudly. “I hope you’ve come ready to report on the wonderful puppet show we are putting on tonight.”

Sparkly couldn’t quite mask her look of shock at being addressed so…civilly. Smiling slowly, she tapped her notebook with her sparkling red pen. “Oh yes, Pil, I’m ready to…tell all.”

“It’s Lil, actually. You know, L as in ludicrous, I as in insincere, and then another L as in libelous.”

The saccharine smile fell from Sparkly’s face. She cleared her throat, glared at Lil, and started scribbling furiously. 

“Now you’ve done it,” Nim muttered with a smile. 

Mischief Makers 2023 Day 3: Lil’s Labyrinth

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Angry Mischief Makers Cause Riot in Hospital Cafeteria, Injuries Reported

North Pole Gazette
Reported by Sparkly Sprinkles

All is not well at the Children’s Hospital. While attempting to set up a soothing scene of children playing, four angry Mischief Makers caused a riot after Biggy, a small, mean looking elf, threw a snowball at an innocent and unsuspecting reindeer who only came to help. Poor Glitter was brutally attacked by the malicious elves and left cold and shivering in the corner while the foursome walked away, cackling at their antics. The poor deer left shortly after, presumably to report this attack to the Big Guy himself. One can only hope that Santa, who some have said has been a little lax in his disciplinary actions, will rouse himself and do something about these attacks. Stay tuned for more in tomorrow’s edition of the Gazette. 

Pixie and Lil sat at a small table in the back of the Frosty Snowman Pub looking downcast. Nim and Figgy came over from the bar with four steaming cups of hot cocoa. 

“Did you ask for extra chocolate in mine?” asked Lil. 

“We asked for extra chocolate in all of them,” said Figgy. “It’s been a rough few days.”

The four friends stared into their cocoa mugs, each thinking of Sparkly Sprinkles’ latest article in the North Pole Gazette.

“She made us sound like a band of…hooligans,” said Pixie.

“And Glitter the weak victim of our shenanigans,” added Nim. 

“Did you read how she portrayed Santa?” asked Lil. “As if he has been derelict in his disciplinary duties?”

Glitter cantered to their table, a steely look in her eyes. “All right gang, enough moping. Get yourselves together and get back to the hospital. It’s time to kick things up a notch.”

“What’s the point, Glitter? Smirky Snarkles is just going to twist everything around to make us look like four rowdy hoodlums,” grumbled Nim.

“Biggy, Lila, Nim, and Trixie…Trouble Makers,” sighed Lil.  

“That’s it!” Glitter stomped a hoof. “Get it together you four. It’s time to get back to that hospital and construct the candy cane labyrinth. Santa has enough on his plate with the prob….well, just…move!”

The four elves popped up, spilling their hot chocolate, and zipped out the door. Glitter soon followed, never noticing the flash of white teeth and glittering eyes as Sparkly Sprinkles’ pen raced over her notebook in the corner of the Frosty Snowman.

The group landed back at the hospital. With no sign of the meddlesome reporter, they quickly got started with the construction of their Candy Cane Labyrinth. 

“Here’s the map,” said Lil as she pulled out her design of a challenging candy cane labyrinth with twists and turns. 

“I’ve made a few decorations for the entrance and exit.” Pixie pulled beautiful, sparkling swathes of material and props onto the floor. 

“And here’s a riddle for the kids to solve,” said Nim.

I’m not a creature, but I’m known by a name.
In December, I play a part in a festive game.
Jolly and plump, dressed in red and white.
Seek me out where Christmas is bright.
Who am I?

“Ooo, ooo, I know this one!” shouted Figgy. “Bob the Builder!”

“You’re joking,” said Pixie with a snort. 

At the look on Pixie’s face, Figgy cleared his throat. “Yes, of course I’m joking, it’s, it’s…”.

“Santa, Figgy. It’s Santa,” Lil shook her head. 

“Yes,” said Figgy. “I knew that. Ahem. Well, I designed a few hidden doors and twists to make it extra fun. The first one turns into a candy cane slide and ends in a big tub of powdered sugar the kids will have to swim out of.”

“I’m not sure that’s such a—,” started Pixie.

“And then,” continued Figgy. “There’s this trap door that plunges the kids into a vat of maple syrup.”

“Erm, Figgy? I don’t know if—,” broke in Lil.

“Finally, this secret tunnel leads right to a hot chocolate waterfall!”

“No,” said Nim. “Just, no.”

Figgy’s face fell. “Fine. I guess we’ll just have a few dead ends and a small slide.”

Shaking his head, Nim turned to get started on the labyrinth.

Mischief Makers 2023 Day 2: Winter Wonderland

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Chaos at the Hospital: “Top Shelf Elves” Destroy Children’s Christmas Tree!

North Pole Gazette
Reported by Sparkly Sprinkles

It was a rough night for Nim, Lila, Trixie and Biggy. The four so-called “Top Shelf Elves” started the evening with an argument over who was in charge of the fort planning. Poor Biggy was shamed into coming up with lame jokes at the expense of the Central Park Snowmen, who are considered the most distinguished of the Men of Snow Social Club. Tsk tsk. Things only got worse from there as Bossy Nim pelted Trixie with pillows for not decorating quickly enough. Lila joined the fray in defense of her friend and by the end of the evening, pillow stuffing covered the cafeteria floor. The Christmas tree the children decorated was in shambles, and all four elves were shouting angrily and calling each other names like “Nincompoop” and “Ninnymuggin”. Will tonight’s plans bring this foursome back together? Stay tuned, this reporter is on the job!

“At least she got your name right, Nim,” grumbled Lil. 

“How can she say the Christmas tree was in shambles? It’s not even true!” Pixie huffed.

“And the “pillow stuffing” on the floor was supposed to be snow!” added Nim. 

Figgy sighed. “And she thought my jokes were lame.”

Lil shook her head, an angry glint in her eyes. “That no good, sneaky, self—”.

Nim put his hand up and whispered. “Don’t say anything you might regret.” 

He jerked his head toward the kitchen counter where that no-good sneaky reporter was sitting, pen poised over her notebook. Smiling sweetly. 

“Let’s just get busy with the window display,” said Pixie. 

“And try very hard not to give her any ammunition for her ‘news’ story,” added Nim. 

Lil and Figgy nodded in agreement. 

Making a big show of friendship, the four elves all chuckled heartily and slapped each other on the back. 

Don’t overdo it,” hissed Nim.

“Don’t overdo what?” Glitter landed beside them with a soft thunk, looked around the cafeteria, and spotted Sparkly. “Oh. I see.”

“Nevermind, let’s just get going,” said Pixie. “Did you bring the snow globe, Glitter?”

“Indeed I did.” Glitter nosed the globe from her satchel. It was a beautiful scene. Sparkling with snow, it showed children playing in a magical winter wonderland. 

“Time to recreate the scene!” said Lil. 

A flurry of activity ensued as the elves and Glitter whirled around the big picture window in the cafeteria making fake snow and soft snowballs. Nim directed traffic while Lil and Pixie created a magical playground scene where children played in the snow. Figgy followed behind, adding a comical twist to some of their creations. 

“Figgy!” laughed Pixie. “What on earth are you doing?” 

Figgy had changed a boy walking a dog into a dog walking a boy. 

“Oh, just adding a bit of whimsy.” He smiled at the others, lobbing one of the snowballs in their direction. 

That, as it turned out, was a mistake.

The snowball, not being real snow, bounced off Pixie and hit Lil. Bounced again, hitting Nim and careered off Nim’s head smacking Glitter right in the face. After a few minutes of stunned silence, chaos and laughter reigned. 

All the while, Sparkly Sprinkles sat on the kitchen counter, her sharp red pen flying and a devious smile on her pointed face. 

Mischief Makers 2023 Day 1: The Fort Fiasco

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“This is Sparkly Sprinkles on location with…I’m so sorry, what was your name again?” Her voice was sickly sweet and her eyes glittered with mischief. Not the good, fun kind. The oh-I’m-going-to-make-your-life-miserable kind.

Figgy gulped. “F-Figgy, ma’am. I’m Figgy.” His eyes glowed as he gazed at the sparkling elf with her fluffy pink pen poised over her notebook. 

“Ah, yes of course…Biggy.”

Figgy, enchanted by the chic elf with her long dark hair, big bright smile, and razor sharp nails, gazed at her in adoration. 

Pixie rolled her eyes. “Figgy! Get over here and help us plan the fort. You’re in charge of jokes and surprises, remember?” 

“Of course! Sorry!” With a bashful smile, Figgy zipped over to the pile of pillows and blankets in the cafeteria of the St. Francis Children’s Hospital. “What’s the plan?”

Nim, who had a grand vision for the massive fort they were about to build, took the lead. 

“First, we need to set the tables up in two rows, end to end. Then, we can work with the blankets to make a big enough tunnel for all the kids to go through. Then Lil…”.

“I have a few ideas to add adventure to the experience. Surprises throughout. Pixie will help with the decorations.”

Pixie nodded. “And Figgy will add the jokes to make the kids laugh.”

Figgy cleared his throat, eying Sparkly Sprinkles who stood on the edge of the group, writing everything they said down. “Like, Why did the snowman cross the road?”

Pixie, Lil, and Nim stared expectantly at Figgy.

“To get to the other snowbank!”

Pixie raised her brow. “Er, that’s not–.”

But Sparkly Sprinkles’ tinkling laugh filled the room. “Oh Biggy! Aren’t you just hilarious!”

Figgy blushed. 

Nim shook his head. “But it wasn’t even fun–”. 

“Come, tell me what other…jokes you have in mind.”

Figgy, bright red with delight, dutifully followed the reporter to the corner of the room where she began talking animatedly and coaxing more lame jokes out of him.

“I don’t like her,” said Pixie.

“I don’t trust her,” said Lil. “What do you think, Nim?”

But Nim was staring after Figgy and Sparkly with a dark scowl on his face.

Mischief Makers 2023 Day 0: Prologue

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In the heart of the North Pole, after all the Mischief Makers had flown to their assigned homes, Nim, Lil, Figgy, and Pixie, the Pole’s Top Shelf Elves, waited for Santa to send them off on their new assignment. 

The previous year,  Mrs. Claus and Glitter had brought an oversight to Santa’s attention. The Children’s Hospitals of the world had no assigned elves. Shocked and dismayed, Santa had immediately created a new task force and made Nim, Lil, Pixie, and Figgy the leads. They’d been training for the job all break and were full of ideas to bring some joy and fun to the kids and staff at the hospital. 

“Where do you think the big guy is?” asked Nim, craning his neck toward the workshop. 

“I don’t know,” said Lil. “But we have to get going soon, it’s a big assignment, and there’s a lot to do before the morning.”

“And I want to check out the cafeteria,” added Figgy as he rubbed his belly. “When we went last week to scope it out, ‘Broccoli Bites and Pizza Puffs’ were on the menu.”

“Figgy,” said Pixie. “You don’t even like broccoli.”

“I know, but ‘Pizza Puffs’, Pixie.” Figgy rubbed his belly again. “Pizza Puffs.”

The sound of galloping hooves filled the night. 

“Glitter!” The four elves cheered. 

“Yes, yes. Good to see you all as well. Santa sends his apologies for not coming to send you off himself. There was a…situation at the Grime and Goo section of the Toy Department.” 

“Yikes,” said Nim, eyeing shifty-eyed Glitter suspiciously. “That can’t be good.”

Glitter shook her head, pawed the ground nervously, and grumbled. “He sent me to deliver the news.”

Her tone put all four Mischief Makers on full alert.

Glitter sighed. “This isn’t going to be easy, but Santa could not talk them out of it. So…”.

“Spit it out, Glitter,” said Pixie.

“Yeah,” added Lil. “Spill the beans.”

“Rip the band-aid,” said Figgy.

“Cough it up,” joined Nim.

“Tell us the—.”

“Ok, ok!” brayed Glitter. “Your assignment this year is big news. An undertaking that no elf, gnome or sprite has ever tackled.”

All four nodded in agreement.

“As it is such a unique job, the Christmas Council feels it should have extra coverage, so…”.

“Glitter…,” prodded Pixie. 

“Bottom Line: Sparkly Sprinkles of the North Pole Gazette will be reporting on this story.”

“Ok,” said Pixie. “Why is that a big deal?”

“Yeah,” added Figgy. “It’s her job, right?”

Glitter nodded. “Yes, but she has asked to report from the field.”

Figgy asked. “Gumdrop Field?”

“No,” sighed Glitter and then let it all out in a rush. “She will be tagging along with you, every night, for the entire season and providing daily headlines to the North Pole Gazette.”

Nim and Lil gaped. “Every. Single. Night?”

Glitter nodded.

“Am I missing something?” asked Pixie. “This is good news, right?”

“Oh no, Pixie,” said Nim. “This is definitely not good news.”

“Why?” asked Figgy in confusion. “Won’t this be great publicity for the program?”

Lil sighed. “You know how they always say ‘There’s no such thing as bad publicity?’”

Pixie and Figgy nodded, their pointed ears perked with curiosity. 

“Well, they haven’t met Sparkly Sprinkles.”