Mischief Makers Day 20: Whizzers Whacking Windows

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Nim and Lil were singing Christmas carols with the other scout elves as they waited for the night’s pep talk from the Big Guy.

All of the elves were in the same happy and excited mood.

They sang Jingle Bells then moved on to Deck the Halls.

They started to sing Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer, but quickly stopped at a dark look from the stables.

Dasher and Prancer were not amused. It was well-known at the North Pole how Santa’s reindeer felt about that song.

“It’s getting kind of early,” said Flurry. “Do you think he’s coming?”

A low murmur started as the other elves noticed the time. Where was Santa?

They were just about to start a round of The Twelve Days of Christmas when a breathless Mrs. Claus came barrelling out of the house.

“Oh dear!” she cried. “I’m afraid Santa is…not well. You see, he, well…he’s been tricked!”

The elves all looked at each other in horror. Santa tricked? Who would do such a thing?

“Oh, he’ll be fair as frost in the morning,” she said, seeing the worry on their faces. “But he won’t be able to come out to talk with you tonight, and it is already getting early so you had all better get going!”

“But Mrs. C, what happened to Santa?” asked Dizzy.

“A naughty elf switched his chocolate milk with chocolate eggnog,” she said, trying desperately not to laugh out loud. “He had three cups, and you all know that he only has eggnog after all the presents have been delivered. And even then, he only has one glass!”

With a barely hidden twinkle in her eyes, she shooed the elves on their way and flounced back into the house to care for poor Santa.

After she had gone, the merriment of the singing turned into panic as all of the elves scrambled to reach their houses before morning. If they didn’t get there before their kids woke up, they would be locked out for the day.

The last elf to get locked out, Jinx, had never been heard from again. Once or twice, a crazy old elf claimed to have seen Jinx walking through the Candy Cane Forest, but only the youngest of elves believed these stories were true.

Nim and Lil were streaming through the clouds as fast as they possibly could when the sun started to rise. They were still a few miles from their destination when it peeked over the horizon.

They gave each other a worried glance as they pushed for more speed, but when they saw the kitchen light on at the house, they knew they were too late.

The kids were already up.

They carefully peeked through the kitchen window above the sink. Seeing no movement, they opened it slightly and tried to squeeze in head first. The tip of Nim’s hat was on the window sill when Lil panicked and slammed the window down.

“My hat!” whisper-yelled Nim pointing to where it had fallen, inside the ledge.

“Sorry,” Lil said. “I thought I heard something.”

“I give up,” said Nim, rather dramatically. “We’ll be doomed to wander the Candy Cane Forest forever just like Jinx!”

“Oh stop it, Nim,” Lil scolded. ‘We’ll just have to improvise.”

And so they did.

Nim smiled sheepishly at Lil once they were in place.

“Sorry for panicking back there. Not sure what got into me.”

Lil just shook her head, her eyes dancing and waited for the kids to find them.

Mischief Makers Day 19: Breakfast Birthday Bash

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Joe was bummed. It hadn’t snowed yet and it was almost Christmas.

Even more than that, his birthday was the next day.

“I want it to snow for my birthday,” he grumbled sadly.

“There’s still time,” Cheyenne said. “It could snow tomorrow!”

Joe looked doubtfully at the sunny, crisp blue sky. He wasn’t convinced.

Nim and Lil sat that night discussing what to do about Joe’s wish. They sipped on tiny tumblers full of hot cocoa–with extra sugar and whipped cream on top, of course–and tried to think of some way to make it snow.

“Couldn’t Santa make it snow?” Nim asked Lil.

“Sure, he could,” Lil told him. “But he’s a bit busy now with keeping the Builder Elves hard at work making toys for good little boys and girls.”

True, thought Nim, but they couldn’t make snow without him, even with all of their pixie dust combined.

“I just want to do something special for Joe’s birthday,” Nim sighed.

They had already spread out a tissue paper table cloth. On a paper plate in the middle sat a mountain of birthday sprinkled chocolate donut holes with 4 candles jammed in the top.

“Something is missing,” mused Lil, tapping her fingers.

Snow is missing,” said Nim for the fourth time.

“We could use flour,” offered Lil.

“I suppose,” said Nim.

“Or powdered sugar,” she tried.

“Sure,” he murmured.

“Or we could use the snowflake sprinkles in the cabinet,” she suggested.

“Maybe,” Nim replied.

“Or we could–“

“We could cut paper snowflakes and plaster them all over the walls, hang them from the light fixtures and throw the paper cutouts all over the place!” Nim proclaimed, jumping and twirling around.

Lil smiled widely, happy that Nim’s spirits had finally lifted.

The two got busy cutting. Nim scribbled a quick note to wish Joe a very happy birthday. He had heard his mom and dad talking about the fun-filled day they had planned for him, so he included a little schedule of events.

And now, for the fun.

They flew wildly around the kitchen table throwing handfuls of tiny paper triangles, half circles and diamonds in the air. The scraps landed haphazardly all over the table and floor.

Poor Charlie ran in fright as a drift of paper snow fluttered down on his coat.

After they were satisfied with the blizzard they’d created, they found a bag of snowman marshmallows tucked away on the top of the microwave.

“I bet they were trying to hide these from us!” said a shocked Lil.

Nim roared with laughter. “And who could blame them? We’ve gone through almost 3 pounds of sugar since we’ve been here…and that’s holding back!”

So they ate a few of the marshmallows, leaving a handful for the kids on the table.

The snowflakes they had made hung from the lights and Nim and Lil took their places.

“I’m going to hang upside down so I can see his face when he finds his breakfast birthday cake,” Nim said with delight. “He’s going to love it!”

Mischief Makers Day 18: Careful Christmas Climbers

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“We haven’t done anything with the tree in a while,” Nim said thoughtfully, thinking back to when they replaced the angel on top with a roll of toilet paper.

Lil looked at the white lights and twinkling angel. Nim was right, they hadn’t messed with the tree in a long time.

“We could hang these headbands all over the tree,” suggested Lil, holding up the four headbands they a had brought as gifts: two springy rudolphs for the boys and two boingy snowmen for the girls.

“I suppose,” said Nim without excitement.

They continued to gaze at the tree, mesmerized by the shimmering lights and sparkling ornaments.

Sparkling ornaments. That gave Nim an idea.          

“Look!” he said to Lil. “A sequined Santa coat!”

Lil knew exactly what Nim was thinking. She buzzed around the tree looking for a matching Mrs. Claus ornament.

“I guess I’ll just have to peek out of the branches,” she said, a little disappointed that there wasn’t one for her.

“Nah,” Nim smiled. “I have a great idea for you!

They made a medium-sized mess with the Christmas bows as they created a “bow climbing” wall on the side of the cabinets for Lil.

Lil climbed up the cabinets, setting the snowmen headbands on top of the window ledge and using a fabric tape measure she’d found in the desk drawer as a harness.

Nim jotted a quick note for the kids and flew to the tree to get the Santa suit on.

We had some fun
And some laughs too
Climbing up the tree
We’ve left some bows
And gifts for you
We know how pleased you’ll be
The Rudolphs are for little boys
The snowmen for the gals
Get them down, put them on
And spring around the house!

He hung the reindeer from the tree first. Then tried to get in the suit. He had some difficulty getting it to fit just right and ended up having to stick his head through the hanger to stay in place.

But, the trouble was worth it.

The kids would have a little more trouble spotting him in the morning. He was sure of it.

Mischief Makers Day 17: Candy Capers

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Nim and Lil found a bag of smarties while searching for food coloring in the kitchen.

Smarties were made almost entirely of sugar.

Smarties were one of their favorite foods. Second only to sugar.

They spent about 10 minutes gobbling up over half the bag and were now in the midst of the biggest sugar craze since ’91 when Flakey downed two bottles of pure maple syrup.

That had not ended well.

In his sugared state, Flakey had destroyed the Christmas tree in his family’s home. Ornaments, tinsel, lights and pine needles littered the living room floor–a few pieces of tinsel even made it into the dog bowl.

He would have lost his scouting privileges had the family not thought the whole mess was hysterically funny. Good thing Santa has a sense of humor too.

“Watch this!” cried Nim, bombing the tree with smartie wrappers.

Lil was in a frenzy, tumbling head over feet through the air, knocking over any Santa nesting doll or snowman that was in her path.

They sobered a bit when Joe’s mom came into the living room. She must have heard them because she looked around the room, too groggy to really see anything.

After she stumbled back to bed, Nim and Lil breathed a pepperminty sigh of relief.

“I guess we had one too many smarties,” Lil chortled.

Mad laughter threatened to overtake them once again. Luckily, Nim spied a few spare smarties on the counter and formed a plan.

“Lil,” he said with a lopsided grin. “How many days until Christmas?”

“Seven, why?”

Nim let a little giggle escape as he flew to the desk to get supplies.

“You spell the girls’ names and I’ll take care of the boys,” he said, throwing her a roll of tape and a few packs of smarties.

A hill of wrappers and a few minutes later, Nim and Lil stood back to admire their handiwork.

Satisfied with the results, they fluttered to their places and tucked in for the few hours until morning

“Do you think the moms will be mad about candy so early in the morning?” asked Lil.

“Oh probably,” said Nim impishly.

Mischief Makers Day 16: Santa’s Spies

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“I don’t like what I’m seeing here,” Santa said looking over Nim and Lil’s notes.

Nim and Lil peeked at each other, knowing what Santa was about to say. Their kids’ behavior had not been good.

In fact, it was slowly but surely creeping toward bad.

And bad behaviour was bad news.

Bad behaviour meant…The Naughty List.

“Well, Santa,” began Nim. “It’s just that–“

“I know you don’t want to do this,” Santa interrupted. “But the fact remains, Issabella and Cheyenne and Joe and Jake have not been behaving themselves. I’ve let it slide as long as I could.”

“Oh Santa,” Lil fretted. “Can’t we just give them one more chance before we put them on The Naughty List?”

Now, Santa was not known to be a big meanie, so he looked kindly at the elves and said, “Now, now. Don’t get upset. You can give them one more chance to mend their ways. Remind them that you can spy both good and bad behaviour everywhere they go. And if they don’t behave…”

“Oh, thank you Santa!” they both cried at once and scurried out the door.

On their trip back to the house, Nim and Lil discussed different ways to warn the kids that they were dangerously close to getting put on The Naughty List.

“I know that my girls will understand what The List means–they’ve had a couple of close calls before–but what about your boys? Do you think they are still too young?”

Nim didn’t want to admit it, but he’d been thinking the exact same thing. Were Joe and Jake too young to understand what The Naughty List meant?

“I’m not so sure about Jake. He still may be too little,” Nim murmured, almost as if to himself. “But Joe knows what it means to be in trouble so he should understand the seriousness of The List.”

“Alright,” said Lil as they landed on the counter, “Let’s get to work.”

The two friends sat and made a list of behaviors that had been especially naughty.

“They’ve been fighting,” said Nim.

“A lot,” agreed Lil. “And not just with each other, they’ve been arguing with their parents too.”

“And not listening,” said Nim.

“Or doing what they’re told,” added Lil.

Punching?!” asked a shocked Lil when Nim added it to the list.

“That’s right,” replied Nim, a rather grim look on his face. “And it has been a struggle to get them to pick up their toys and clean their plates too.”

After double-checking the list to make sure they had included everything, Nim and Lil relieved some stress by plastering Christmas stickers all over the kitchen counter, table and floor.

Laughing, Lil said, “I suppose we should clean up our mess since we are scolding the kids for not cleaning up theirs.”

“Yes, I guess that’s true,” Nim said, twirling through the air and pelting fuzzy pom poms at Lil.

They cleaned up the clutter they had made. Giggling at their own silliness, they took their positions for the day, trying (and failing) to hide themselves under Christmas stickers.

“Boy, we sure don’t make very good spies,” smirked Lil.

Nim giggled nervously, hoping that the kids wouldn’t be too upset by their note.

Mischief Makers Day 15: Santa’s Secret Stache

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“After last night’s movie, I’m ready for some excitement,” Lil said.

Nim agreed. The movie idea was a fun one and made up for some of their previous pranks, but it was just a little too tame for their spunky personalities.

As they flew into the kitchen, Nim spied a package of fake mustaches on top of the kitchen table.

“Check these out, Lil!” he called.

Lil was busy twirling about the living room picking up ribbon from the night before. On her second pass over the fireplace, she spotted a small note on top of a piece of wrapping paper.

The note, as it turned out, was a list for Santa and the piece of wrapping paper was a tiny skirt, just big enough for a little elf.

Lil’s heart sang. Cheyenne had made her a skirt! Such a thoughtful act was sure to be passed on to Santaâ€Ĥalong with her wish list.

“Look what I got!” Lil shouted back, speeding toward Nim.

Nim eyed Lil’s new skirt and Lil smiled at the mustache Nim now sported.

“It’s a bit big don’t ya think?” Lil teased.

“Nah,” returned Nim. “It fits just right.”

“I know!” Lil gasped. “Let’s play dress up!”

The nimble elves searched through cabinets for supplies. Nim began cutting mustaches out of black construction paper and taping them at random around the room.

Fruits that still sported googly eyes from another night’s prank were ‘stached.

A banana received two long whiskers as it stood watch over the package of mustaches along with a note from Nim and Lil.

Thank you for the skirt!
It made us want to play dress up!
Now we ‘mustache’ you a questionâ€Ĥdo you want to play too?

-Nim and Lil

Nothing would escape the attack of the ‘stache.

“Won’t this be hilarious!?” Lil said.

Nim smiled as she flitted around decorating pictures and stuffed animals.

After a few more ‘stache attacks, Nim and Lil took their places to wait for the kids to wake upâ€Ĥstill giggling from the tickle of their mustaches.

Mischief Makers Day 14: Squibbles, Squabbles, and Spats

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Nim and Lil stood on the table glaring at each other. Never had Lil been so livid nor Nim so nettled.

Normally, the two agreed on each night’s plans. Sometimes Nim would decide, other times it would be Lil’s idea. They had never quibbled, much less, quarreled about the scheme.

Not so tonight. Tonight sparks crackled above their heads and glitter threatened to pour out their ears.

“Nim,” seethed Lil, attempting to calm down, “It’s my turn to come up with an idea, so that means we do it my way.”

“Lil,” returned Nim, trying to chill out, “It is only fair that we go with my idea.”

In disbelief, Lil peeled, “What do you mean it’s only fair?”

“Well, it was you who stuck me in a vacuum!!!”

“That was days ago! And you weren’t that upset about it!”

“I HAVE A DENT IN MY HEAD!”

Both elves huffed and crossed their arms, neither willing to give in or back down.

Lil wanted to stick her head through a box of rice krispies and impersonate one of the three gnomes: Snap, Crackle or Pop.

Nim wanted to hang paper lanterns all over the house and cheekily peek out of one.

Nim tried a different tack, and in a calmer voice said, “The cereal box thing has been done, Lil. I’ve never heard any of our friends talk about paper lanterns before.”

Lil considered Nim’s reasoning. It’s true, the rice krispie trick had been done before but had never failed to thrill and delight both kids and parents.

“Just look at this box of cereal though, Nim,” Lil said, unwilling to let go of the idea, “There is an astronaut on the back! That has never been done before.”

Nim sighed as he turned to see Lil with her head poking out of the cereal box. His argument died on his lips and he gave a little chuckle.

“Alright, Lil,” he sighed. “Why don’t we just doâ€Ĥdifferent things tonight.”

Lil brightened and she agreed. “Yes! We won’t even be in the same house next year, so…”

Lil trailed off, suddenly realizing what she was saying.

“Nim,” she said sadly. “We won’t be in the same house next year.”

“I know,” Nim said quietly.

Their argument now seemed silly. After all, next season they would be in different houses doing different things each night.

“But we can meet up at the North Pole and trade stories!” Lil said, brightening.

“That’s right!” agreed Nim enthusiastically. “We can even swap houses for a night or two. Won’t the girls be excited to see me again?”

“And won’t the boys love a visit from their old pal Lil?”

Nim cheerfully buzzed to the paper lanterns and burrowed into the snowman.

They smiled at each other from across the kitchen, both reassured that their friendship and shenanigans would continue into the next holiday season.

Mischief Makers Day 13: Fantastic Film Flurry

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“Oh!” cried Lil worriedly on their way back from Santa’s Workshop. “Did you see how upset Joe was when he saw you in the vacuum? And Jake!!!”

Nim nodded, rubbing the dent in his head from being stuck in the vacuum all night. He had never seen the boys so sad. He thought Nim was stuck in the filter forever…that he would never get out.

‘ “He got in there,” his mom had said. “I’m sure he will be able to get out and fly back to the North Pole.” ‘

But she hadn’t looked convinced. In fact, she looked a bit cross.

“We’ll just have to make it up to them tonight,” he said, trying to comfort Lil. “We’ll have to give them something fun to do.”

“But what?” asked Lil, tears in her eyes. “What can we possibly do to make up for distressing the kids so much?”

She had a sudden, horrible thought. “What if the moms ban us from coming back in the house??”

Nim didn’t want to admit it, but he’d been thinking the same thing. He’d never heard of it happening before…but still. They had to do something tonight that would make the kids happy and excited.

Nim would just have to hide the dent in his head under his hat.

“I know!” he said. “We can set up the living room for a movie night!!!”

They got to work.

First, they wrote a short note for the kids and leaned it up against a stuffed snowman.

A very merry Christmas show
Is hidden in this room
Just look above and look below
And you will find it soon

You’ll have to wait until it’s night
You’ll have to all be good
Obey, be nice, have fun, sit tight
And listen, as you should

They hid the Berenstein Bears Christmas Tree movie in the fireplace, wrapping it in ribbon.

Then Nim zipped into the kitchen and pulled some tape out of the drawer. He secured Lil to the underside of the TV, adding ribbon and bells.

After that, he stuck a few pieces of tape to his legs, grabbed a piece of ribbon for his hat and dangled next to Lil.

“This is really uncomfortable,” complained Lil. “My head is going to be sore from hanging here all day.”

Nim burst out laughing. “At least you won’t get a dent in yours!”

Mischief Makers Day 12: Vroom, Vroom Vacuum

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Peals of tinkling laughter filled the living room. Nim and Lil were celebrating the return of Lil’s magic by streaming around the room throwing paper, ribbon, confetti and glitter…everywhere.

A little out of breath, the two elves stopped and hovered over the jumbled mess they had just made. Their eyes grew wide and their mouths fell open.

“I guess we got a little carried away,” said Nim, merriment in his eyes.

Lil twirled in mid air, somersaulted across the room, bounced on the couches and tumbled right into Nim, knocking his hat off.

“Hey,” said Nim. “Watch where you’re going.”

“Sorry!” Lil exclaimed. “I’m just so happy to have my powers back.”

“We’d better get this place cleaned up,” Nim declared. “The kids will be up soon, and we still need to hide.”

They started to pick up the ribbon, paper, and bows. Lil, using pixie dust, pulled the vacuum cleaner into the living room and ran it across the floor, sucking up glitter and confetti.

“Oops!” shouted Nim. “Don’t suck my hat up in that thing!”

He buzzed down to his hat and tried to pull it out. Lil shut the cleaner off and floated down to help him.

Then it hit her.

“What are you doing?” asked Nim as he watched Lil speed back up to the vacuum with his hat.

“You’re going in!”

Nim wasn’t sure how much he liked this idea.

“Ga thn t dnt ls sshn.”

“What’s that?” asked Lil.

Nim shook his head, getting it wedged further into the filter. He had said, “Good thing this doesn’t lose suction,” but Lil couldn’t understand him through the plastic.

Lil grinned mischievously and picked up Nim’s hat. She flew up to the light fixture above the vacuum with a piece of ribbon.

“This is going to be so funny!” she called down to Nim.

But he could barely hear her.

“It’s going to be a long day,” he mumbled.

Mischief Makers Day 11: Lil’ Lil Lost

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Nim flew Lil to the North Pole as fast as he could go.

“How many times have they been told not to touch us!” he cried out in frustration.

Lil whispered faintly, “But it was Jacob. He is too young to truly understand that if he touches us…we lose our powers.”

Nim knew this was true, but he couldn’t shake the worry that clouded his brow.

In what seemed like years, he finally arrived at the North Pole Hospital. Whizzing past the reception desk, he found Dr. Twinkle and explained what had happened.

“We have one or two cases every year,” sighed Dr. Twinkle. “She’ll be alright after a night or two in the hospital.”

“Then she can go back?” asked Nim hopefully.

“Well…,” began Dr. Twinkle. “Not quite. The kids must show that they can behave themselves. Must show that they still believe. Until they do that…she won’t regain her powers.”

After the doctor had left the room, Nim gave Lil a determined look. “Don’t worry Lil. I have a plan to get them to behave and to make sure they still believe.”

On his solitary flight back to the house, Nim made a mental checklist of what he would need:

  • Googly eyes
  • Magnifying glass
  • Bananas
  • Orange
  • Paper
  • Red pen

Once he landed on the kitchen table, he got right to work.

First, he wrote a short note to the kids.

Since Lil is not here
You’ll have to deal with me
Please don’t shed a tear
She’ll be back soon with glee
Now you must all be good
And obey your mom and dad
Act as you know you should
And you’ll make us very glad
I’ve brought in extra eyes
To keep watch over you
It should be no surprise
They’ll see everything you do
-Nim

Just in case they couldn’t read his tiny writing, he placed a Santa hat magnifying glass on top of the note.

“And now for the fun part.”

It was a lonely job gluing googly eyes on all the bananas, pumpkins and squash with no laughing Lil by his side; but Nim was sure that if it was done right, the kids would get back on track.

Once eyes were on all the produce, Nim swooped to the top of the kitchen cabinets and placed them here, there and everywhere.

By the watering can…

Above the microwave…

And for good measure…he put them on the Santa nesting dolls.

After making sure that everything was perfect, Nim swooped to the top of the cabinets and nestled himself among 3 oranges, 2 bananas and a squash.

“I sure hope this does the trick,” he whispered.