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Mischief Makers Day 12: Vroom, Vroom Vacuum

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Peals of tinkling laughter filled the living room. Nim and Lil were celebrating the return of Lil’s magic by streaming around the room throwing paper, ribbon, confetti and glitter…everywhere.

A little out of breath, the two elves stopped and hovered over the jumbled mess they had just made. Their eyes grew wide and their mouths fell open.

“I guess we got a little carried away,” said Nim, merriment in his eyes.

Lil twirled in mid air, somersaulted across the room, bounced on the couches and tumbled right into Nim, knocking his hat off.

“Hey,” said Nim. “Watch where you’re going.”

“Sorry!” Lil exclaimed. “I’m just so happy to have my powers back.”

“We’d better get this place cleaned up,” Nim declared. “The kids will be up soon, and we still need to hide.”

They started to pick up the ribbon, paper, and bows. Lil, using pixie dust, pulled the vacuum cleaner into the living room and ran it across the floor, sucking up glitter and confetti.

“Oops!” shouted Nim. “Don’t suck my hat up in that thing!”

He buzzed down to his hat and tried to pull it out. Lil shut the cleaner off and floated down to help him.

Then it hit her.

“What are you doing?” asked Nim as he watched Lil speed back up to the vacuum with his hat.

“You’re going in!”

Nim wasn’t sure how much he liked this idea.

“Ga thn t dnt ls sshn.”

“What’s that?” asked Lil.

Nim shook his head, getting it wedged further into the filter. He had said, “Good thing this doesn’t lose suction,” but Lil couldn’t understand him through the plastic.

Lil grinned mischievously and picked up Nim’s hat. She flew up to the light fixture above the vacuum with a piece of ribbon.

“This is going to be so funny!” she called down to Nim.

But he could barely hear her.

“It’s going to be a long day,” he mumbled.

Mischief Makers Day 11: Lil’ Lil Lost

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Nim flew Lil to the North Pole as fast as he could go.

“How many times have they been told not to touch us!” he cried out in frustration.

Lil whispered faintly, “But it was Jacob. He is too young to truly understand that if he touches us…we lose our powers.”

Nim knew this was true, but he couldn’t shake the worry that clouded his brow.

In what seemed like years, he finally arrived at the North Pole Hospital. Whizzing past the reception desk, he found Dr. Twinkle and explained what had happened.

“We have one or two cases every year,” sighed Dr. Twinkle. “She’ll be alright after a night or two in the hospital.”

“Then she can go back?” asked Nim hopefully.

“Well…,” began Dr. Twinkle. “Not quite. The kids must show that they can behave themselves. Must show that they still believe. Until they do that…she won’t regain her powers.”

After the doctor had left the room, Nim gave Lil a determined look. “Don’t worry Lil. I have a plan to get them to behave and to make sure they still believe.”

On his solitary flight back to the house, Nim made a mental checklist of what he would need:

  • Googly eyes
  • Magnifying glass
  • Bananas
  • Orange
  • Paper
  • Red pen

Once he landed on the kitchen table, he got right to work.

First, he wrote a short note to the kids.

Since Lil is not here
You’ll have to deal with me
Please don’t shed a tear
She’ll be back soon with glee
Now you must all be good
And obey your mom and dad
Act as you know you should
And you’ll make us very glad
I’ve brought in extra eyes
To keep watch over you
It should be no surprise
They’ll see everything you do
-Nim

Just in case they couldn’t read his tiny writing, he placed a Santa hat magnifying glass on top of the note.

“And now for the fun part.”

It was a lonely job gluing googly eyes on all the bananas, pumpkins and squash with no laughing Lil by his side; but Nim was sure that if it was done right, the kids would get back on track.

Once eyes were on all the produce, Nim swooped to the top of the kitchen cabinets and placed them here, there and everywhere.

By the watering can…

Above the microwave…

And for good measure…he put them on the Santa nesting dolls.

After making sure that everything was perfect, Nim swooped to the top of the cabinets and nestled himself among 3 oranges, 2 bananas and a squash.

“I sure hope this does the trick,” he whispered.

Mischief Makers Day 10: Zig, Zag, Zoom!

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“I don’t know Lil,” Nim began nervously. “After last night’s stunt we may not want to make such a big mess.”

Lil was pulling the wrapping paper off of the cabinets from the other day’s fiasco. Smiling, she ripped and crumpled the red paper.

“Oh, come on Nim. They weren’t too mad about the spray snow. The kids thought it was funny and the moms didn’t really seem to mind.”

“I don’t know…” said Nim.

Lil whirled around the living room, throwing wrapping paper bombs everywhere. Nim, caught up in Lil’s fun, forgot his worries and joined in pulling ribbon off of a spool and zig zagging it over the couches.

The elves made a pile in the middle of the floor of all the Christmas-themed books, coloring sheets and movies they could find.

They pulled out stuffed santas and snowmen and decorated a chair with an extra set of Christmas lights.

Once they had their fill of flying and fun, the they hovered over the mess on the floor.

“That should get them in the Christmas spirit!” said Lil.

“Now what do we do?” asked Nim.

Nim and Lil spun around the pile, trying to think of something good. Lil spied a box of candy canes on the table and Nim picked up a piece of ribbon from the tangle strewn all over the floor.

At the same time, Nim cried “Zip lines!” and Lil shouted, “Candy canes!”

Giggling, they both got to work.

Lil flew to the tree with four candy canes, one for each kid. She hid them in the branches.

They wrote a little note to the kiddos and placed it on top of the pile in the arms of a stuffed Santa.

Come take a look. Come choose a book.
Gaze at the tree. What do you see?
Sweet little treats for all to eat.
They’re all the same, but you must find your name.

Nim and Lil

Nim used the ribbon to create zip lines. Lil’s from the window to the fireplace. His from the kitchen light to a ceiling fan.

Both elves grabbed a candy cane and flew to their places.

“I can hear them laughing now!” squealed Lil.

Nim just smiled.

Mischief Makers Day 7: Spectacular Singing Stars

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Lil hummed softly to herself as she flew around the kitchen searching for something to eat. The sugar canister had not been refilled since their late snack the night before and both elves were in need of a sugar boost.

Nim, hearing Lil’s tune, started to hum along with her. Pretty soon, they were both singing and dancing through the air.

Lil picked up a paper clip and used it as a guitar and Nim used a pencil for a microphone. They were having so much fun that they forgot all about being hungry.

“That’s the jingle bell rock!” finished Nim in a fit of the laughter.

“We should start our own rock band,” teased Lil.

“Yes, we’ll call ourselves ‘The Elves that Groove’,” offered Nim.

“Or, ‘The Joyful Elftones’,” Lil said excitedly.

Lil and Nim chuckled and chortled, calling out possible names for their two-man band. When they tired of that, they each downed two shots of honey and started to pick up last night’s mess.

When Nim saw Lil flying to the toybox with the three dinos, a big goofy grin spread over his impish face.

“Why can’t we have a rock band right now?” he asked Lil.

***

“Santas and Elves!” shouted Nim.

“For the first time this side of the North Pole,” continued Lil.

“The greatest rock band in Santa’s Village…”

“Pixie Dust!” Nim and Lil both yelled.

And with three dinosaurs on backup vocals, Nim on the mic and Lil on the guitar, Pixie Dust entertained Santas of every shape and size all night long.

Mischief Makers Day 5: Pesky Paper Pixies

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Nim and Lil zipped around the kitchen throwing wrapping paper balls at each other, still thrilled with the kids’ reaction to yesterday’s pancake treat.

“The moms even liked the pancakes!” Nim said gleefully.

“Dodge this one!” yelled Lil as she lobbed an especially large paper missile at Nim.

Nim somersaulted through the air, whipping a well-aimed round at Lil’s hat. Lil twirled and hurled one at Nim’s feet. The battle raged for some time until both elves were huffing and puffing.

They sat on the counter, drinking sugar water, with extra sugar, and gazing at the mess they had made.

The kitchen was covered in paper balls. Ripped paper hung from the cabinets and streamed across the floor. Ribbon was scattered down the hallway.

“What next?” asked Nim. “Should we get the cotton balls out for round 2?”

Lil hooted with laughter. “I have a better idea,” she said floating down to the roll of paper on the floor.

Nim watched Lil start wrapping the cabinet doors. He whizzed up to help, trailing scotch tape behind.

They covered the cabinets with wrapping paper, getting even more on the floor and counters and wrapping tape around themselves.

When they were finished, the sprites hung above the stove to review their handiwork.

Both impish elves were well satisfied with the job they had done. Lil took a thick red marker and scribbled a note on the fridge:

“Deck the halls and wrap the cabinets!”

“Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la,” Nim belted out.

Nim then flew up to the watering can perched on top of the cabinets and got settled in for the wait.

Lil spun around singing the rest of the carol before landing gracefully on the opposite side of the kitchen.

“I’m so glad we get to work together this year!” whispered Nim.

Lil smiled and winked and they both anxiously waited for morning to come.

Mischief Makers Day 3: Mini Marshmallow Madness

Nim and Lil had just returned after reporting to Santa. They were a little tired from flying back through snow and wind.

“We have to come up with something really good tonight,” said Nim.

“I know,” Lil sighed.

Nim and Lil were disappointed. They had hoped their tricks and stunts would be special, but last night they heard that many of the other elves had done the same thing.

Apparently, twirling around the tree with a roll of toilet paper was an elf favorite.

Nim and Lil flitted around the kitchen, looking for inspiration. On the second lap around, Lil saw a bag of mini marshmallows and knew exactly what to do.

“Marshmallow fight!” she whisper-shouted to Nim.

Nim just had time to react as he dodged a mini marshmallow hurled at his head. He looked around wildly, searching for the marshmallows so he could return fire. He spotted them on the counter and the great fight began.

They got marshmallows everywhere.

Spilled on the floor.

Sprinkled on the couches.

Scattered on the stairs.

Lil rocketed around the kitchen, bumping into cabinets, marshmallows shooting from her arms like so much confetti.

She stopped to rub her head after bumping into a stack of red solo cups and a plan flashed through her mind.

Nim was still bursting with glee, flying wildly around the living room and pelting marshmallows at the stuffed animals on the floor. Quickly, Lil grabbed a red solo cup, a marker, some shiny red ribbon and tape. She stashed her booty by the stairs and flew back to the kitchen to finish preparations.

Once ready, she darted to the living room where Nim had just crashed to the ground, exhausted.

“Gotcha!” Lil giggled, pulling Nim by the arms toward the kitchen counter.

“What are we–” Nim began.

“Get in the jar,” she ordered with a twinkle of mirth in her eyes.

Nim, looking at the marshmallows in the jar, jumped in feet first and Lil poured in marshmallows up to his chin. She handed him a sign and placed a note on  the marshmallowed countertop.

If it’s Nim who you seek
Then go take a peek
He’s buried chin deep
In a marshmallow heap

Once Nim was settled and stuffed with marshmallows, Lil set to work.

She used a hole punch on the cup and pulled the red ribbon through. Then she taped the ribbon to the wall so that the cup hung down like a basket.

Leaving a bowl of marshmallows for the kids to throw in the cup, she gave Nim one last, amused look, and flew to her perch in the Christmas tree, waiting for morning to come.

Day 2: Toilet Tissue Tricks

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Nim and Lil were very pleased with the first day of the season.

The four cousins bounded down the stairs and squealed in delight when they found Nim and Lil hanging from the light fixture. All day long, the elves had watched the kids for good behavior (and bad) to include in their report to Santa.

Bella and Cheyenne both behaved and helped out around the house after school.

Bella watched Jacob while her aunt and mom made dinner.

Cheyenne played a game with Joe.

And Joe and Jake were…for most of the day…well-behaved.

After everyone in the house was fast asleep, Nim and Lil zoomed to the North Pole to report what they had seen.

As they waited for their turn with Santa, they listened and laughed with the other elves.

“And then, I sat in the fridge with my arm around the green milk!” said Iggy the Elf.

“I had fun ziplining from the top of the Christmas tree to the fireplace,” added Muffy.

Later on, after their chat with Santa, Nim and Lil flew back through the starry night, discussing what they should do for night two.

“Maybe we should add some decorations to the tree,” offered Nim.

Lil nodded happily. “Yes! We can add paper snowflakes!”

They searched for scissors and paper. They buzzed around opening drawers and cabinets, making a giant mess as they hunted.

Lil drifted into the bathroom and opened the cabinet under the sink.

“Nim!” she cheered. “I found paper!”

She flew out with a roll of toilet paper and whisked around the living room, a stream of paper billowing behind her.

Nim and Lil set to work on the tree.

Nim soared up, intending to place the roll on the top of the tree and twirl the paper around and around.

But…he got stuck in the middle of the roll and couldn’t move.

“Lil! Help!” he crowed. “I’m stuck at the top of the tree!”

Lil sailed over, flittering around Nim and howling with laughter.

“Here, let me help decorate. We will have to get you out of this pickle tomorrow night. Up here you’ll be able to see everything,” said Lil spinning around the tree with the toilet paper.

Exhausted from the work, Lil perched atop the fireplace.

They grinned at each other and settled in for the short wait til morning.

Mischief Makers Day 0: Nim and Lil’ Lil

The North Pole air sparkled with frost and the smell of cocoa and cookies floated through the air. Christmas had finally come! Nim, one of Santa’s top Mischief Makers, was rosy-cheeked and ready, He’d been busy all year planning out the mischief and mayhem for each day in December and buzzed with excitement to see his assigned kids again.

Normally, Nim was the only elf assigned to watch Joe and Jake, and report to Santa on naughty and nice behavior. But this year, Santa had a surprise for Nim. Lil’ Lil, another Mischief Maker from the beta group, was to fly with him to the house.

“But why is she coming?” Nim asked as he and Santa scarfed a couple dozen of Mrs. Claus’ sugar cookies. Nim couldn’t help but worry that he wasn’t doing a good enough job of watching the boys on his own.

“She belongs to Bella and Cheyenne, Nim. You two will have fun planning all kinds of mischief together! Ho, ho, ho!” Santa chortled.

Nim smiled, letting out an excited sigh of relief. Of course! He had forgotten that the boys’ two cousins would be at the house too. Giving Santa a final salute, Nim flew off to meet up with his new partner.

Nim and Lil’ Lil met at the North Pole Launch Pad. Nim had a bag strapped to his back…a sticky surprise for the kids nestled inside.

“Hi,” Lil said, voice full of cheer. “You probably don’t remember me, but…”

Nim bounced on his toes. “Of course I remember you, Lil! It hasn’t been that long. Now, let’s go!”

Without waiting to see if she followed, Nim sped off into the night.

The Elves of Christmas Day 24: A New Tradition

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“And now, the night we’ve all been waiting for,” Santa boomed. “Christmas Day is here!”

The exhausted Elves of Christmas smiled wanly at Santa, their hearts still full from the season’s joy, yet ready for a brief respite before the next year’s preparations.

“We have something special planned for today’s gift. A reminder of sorts,” Mrs. Claus said with a warm smile, placing a small box in front of each elf. “We would like you to leave this under the tree at each of your houses. As part of the program, we want to leave a reminder of the true spirit of Christmas for the kids and their families.”

“The start of a tradition,” added Santa, clearing his throat. He took a deep breath and began to read a poem aloud:

Your mischief may be fun
But remember everyone
That Christmas Time is more
Than presents on the floor
A King was born this day
In a manger filled with hay
Though He was very small
He’d come to save us all
He grew into a man
Who traveled ‘cross the land
He came to fulfill the call,
To save and heal us all.
So delight in all your play
Have fun planning every day
But each day remember this
It’s to Christ we owe our bliss.

Each elf sat with misty smiles as they opened the boxes. A small Fisher Price nativity set lay nestled in each box. Even Smarti, who rarely showed emotion, couldn’t help but feel the significance of the moment. They all looked at one another, each realizing they couldn’t think of a better way to end the season. Or a better tradition to begin.

The Elves of Christmas Day 17: Redemption for Smarti

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Smarti stood in the middle of the kitchen, his arms crossed, surveying the ingredients before him. Gingerbread walls, a bowl of royal icing, and a variety of colorful candies lay meticulously organized. His plan for redemption after the unfortunate Lego cottage was simple: build a gingerbread house for Eric. Don’t overdo it.

“Well, simpler,” Harold remarked, chomping on a candy cane. “At least compared to your last project.”

Smarti ignored Harold’s jibe. “This time, I’m taking a no-nonsense approach. It’ll be elegant, straightforward, and perfectly delightful for Eric.”

“Great plan!” Harold said with a grin. “You start, and I’ll…supervise.”

Smarti arched an eyebrow but decided to let it slide. He carefully piped icing onto the edges of two gingerbread walls and pressed them together. The precision was immaculate.

“Needs more flair,” Harold said, tossing a gumdrop onto the roof.

Smarti snatched the gumdrop off. “This isn’t about flair, Harold. It’s about symmetry and structure.”

Harold tilted his head. “So no gummy bears out front?”

“No gummy bears!”

“But what if—”

“Absolutely no gummy bears!”

Harold pouted and sat down, gnawing on a licorice rope. Smarti, satisfied with his progress, continued to construct the house. Slowly but surely, the walls stood upright, the roof was secured, and the house took shape.

“Done!” Smarti declared, wiping a smudge of icing from his brow.

“Wow,” Harold said. “It’s… neat.”

“Exactly.” Smarti beamed. “A classic design. Elegant simplicity.”

“But…” Harold began, his nose twitching.

“But what?” Smarti’s eyes narrowed.

“Where’s the fun? Eric’s six, remember? This house needs pizzazz!”

Smarti groaned. “Harold, fun isn’t always about pizzazz. Sometimes it’s about…” He paused, gesturing at the house. “This.”

Harold stared at him, unblinking. Then, with a single flick of his hoof, he launched a handful of marshmallows at the house.

“Harold!”

“Just a little snow, Smarti!” Harold grinned. Before Smarti could stop him, Harold picked up a tube of icing and began doodling a lopsided snowman on the side of the house.

“That’s not—”

“And some gummy bears for neighbors,” Harold added, plopping the candies along the gingerbread walkway.

Smarti’s jaw clenched as Harold stuck a licorice swing onto the roof. “You’re—ruining—it!”

“I’m making it fun!” Harold sang, now adding a pretzel fence.

The gingerbread house no longer resembled Smarti’s original plan. Instead, it was a chaotic masterpiece of candy, icing, and whimsy. Smarti looked ready to combust.

“Harold,” he said through gritted teeth. “Step. Away. From. The. House.”

Harold took a step back, surveying their creation. “Perfect, don’t you think?”

“Perfectly ridiculous,” Smarti muttered.

But as he wrote yet another rule for The Book later that night—Do involve the giraffalope in creative projects. Don’t let said giraffalope have free rein unless you’re prepared for candy chaos—he couldn’t help but smile just a little.

After all, Eric’s laughter the next morning had made it all worthwhile.