Mischief Makers Day 10: Zig, Zag, Zoom!

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“I don’t know Lil,” Nim began nervously. “After last night’s stunt we may not want to make such a big mess.”

Lil was pulling the wrapping paper off of the cabinets from the other day’s fiasco. Smiling, she ripped and crumpled the red paper.

“Oh, come on Nim. They weren’t too mad about the spray snow. The kids thought it was funny and the moms didn’t really seem to mind.”

“I don’t know…” said Nim.

Lil whirled around the living room, throwing wrapping paper bombs everywhere. Nim, caught up in Lil’s fun, forgot his worries and joined in pulling ribbon off of a spool and zig zagging it over the couches.

The elves made a pile in the middle of the floor of all the Christmas-themed books, coloring sheets and movies they could find.

They pulled out stuffed santas and snowmen and decorated a chair with an extra set of Christmas lights.

Once they had their fill of flying and fun, the they hovered over the mess on the floor.

“That should get them in the Christmas spirit!” said Lil.

“Now what do we do?” asked Nim.

Nim and Lil spun around the pile, trying to think of something good. Lil spied a box of candy canes on the table and Nim picked up a piece of ribbon from the tangle strewn all over the floor.

At the same time, Nim cried “Zip lines!” and Lil shouted, “Candy canes!”

Giggling, they both got to work.

Lil flew to the tree with four candy canes, one for each kid. She hid them in the branches.

They wrote a little note to the kiddos and placed it on top of the pile in the arms of a stuffed Santa.

Come take a look. Come choose a book.
Gaze at the tree. What do you see?
Sweet little treats for all to eat.
They’re all the same, but you must find your name.

Nim and Lil

Nim used the ribbon to create zip lines. Lil’s from the window to the fireplace. His from the kitchen light to a ceiling fan.

Both elves grabbed a candy cane and flew to their places.

“I can hear them laughing now!” squealed Lil.

Nim just smiled.

Mischief Makers Day 9: Spray Snow Stunt

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Nim and Lil had been itching to do something with the can of fake snow that had been on the counter since their first day. But…they were afraid that the mess would be too much and they didn’t want any more complaints to Santa.

“We really shouldn’t,” said Nim.

“I know,” said Lil, twirling around the can. “It’s just so tempting. And, why would they leave it out every night if they didn’t want us to do something with it?”

“Hmmm…,” said Nim, scratching is elfin chin. “You do have a good point.”

Lil gave a sly grin and zipped to the can, sprinkled it with fairy dust so she could lift it and got to work.

Lil zoomed around in circles, making a snowman on the big picture window and then hung a gingerbread house window cling kit for the girls and toy shop for the boys.

Nim drew all over the sliding glass door and reminded the kids that they had to behave for their mom and dad.

“Maybe the parents will let the mess slide if we remind the kids to be good,” he said as he finished spraying all the windows with a flourish.

They pulled the curtains shut and left a note on a teeny tiny chalkboard. “Look behind the curtains.”

Lil flew up and hid at the top of the window sash and Nim flew over and cloaked himself in the side.

Then they waited.

“Maybe we shouldn’t have made such a huge mess,” Nim whispered nervously, glancing around at all the windows and the snow that drifted over all of the furniture, floor, tree, carpet and curtains.

“Maybe,” said Lil in a hushed tone. “But, we didn’t make a mess last night and did you see the look on the mom’s faces when they read Santa’s poem to the kids? I think they really liked what we did.”

“Maybe,” he said. “But I’m telling Santa it was your idea if he gets a complaint!”

And with a wink and a smile, the elves watched and waited.

Mischief Makers Day 8: Remind, Remember, Rejoice

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“I’m so tired,” said Lil, still recovering from last night’s jam session.

“Tell me about it,” yawned Nim, his voice a little hoarse from all the singing.

They were both sprawled on the couch in the living room, trying to think of something to do.

Nim and Lil gazed at the Nativity on the fireplace with it’s pretty wooden figures and twinkling lights. They smiled, remembering what Santa told them every year on Christmas Day .  .  .

After all the presents had been delivered, and the elves rested comfortably sharing their favorite high jinks, Santa stood to tell them about the true meaning of Christmas:

Your mischief may be fun
But remember everyone
That Christmas Time is more
Than presents on the floor

A King was born this day
In a manger full of hay
Though He was very small
He’d come to save us all

He grew into a man
Who traveled ‘cross the land
He came here to fulfill
and carry out God’s will

So delight in all your play
Have fun planning every day
But in all your doings know
It’s Christ to this we owe

Nim and Lil sat quietly staring at the manger scene. In all their fun, they had not remembered to remind the kids what the true meaning of Christmas was all about. They smiled at each other, both knowing and rejoicing in what tonight’s fun would be.

They wouldn’t be mischievous tonight.

Mischief Makers Day 7: Spectacular Singing Stars

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Lil hummed softly to herself as she flew around the kitchen searching for something to eat. The sugar canister had not been refilled since their late snack the night before and both elves were in need of a sugar boost.

Nim, hearing Lil’s tune, started to hum along with her. Pretty soon, they were both singing and dancing through the air.

Lil picked up a paper clip and used it as a guitar and Nim used a pencil for a microphone. They were having so much fun that they forgot all about being hungry.

“That’s the jingle bell rock!” finished Nim in a fit of the laughter.

“We should start our own rock band,” teased Lil.

“Yes, we’ll call ourselves ‘The Elves that Groove’,” offered Nim.

“Or, ‘The Joyful Elftones’,” Lil said excitedly.

Lil and Nim chuckled and chortled, calling out possible names for their two-man band. When they tired of that, they each downed two shots of honey and started to pick up last night’s mess.

When Nim saw Lil flying to the toybox with the three dinos, a big goofy grin spread over his impish face.

“Why can’t we have a rock band right now?” he asked Lil.

***

“Santas and Elves!” shouted Nim.

“For the first time this side of the North Pole,” continued Lil.

“The greatest rock band in Santa’s Village…”

“Pixie Dust!” Nim and Lil both yelled.

And with three dinosaurs on backup vocals, Nim on the mic and Lil on the guitar, Pixie Dust entertained Santas of every shape and size all night long.

Mischief Makers Day 6: Daring Dino Disaster

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“Parents have written to me complaining about the messes all you elves are making,” Santa said to the crowd in his workshop. “I know you all have fun, but making a mess every night may get you fired.”

A collective gasp came from the sea if elves gathered for Santa’s nightly pep talk.

Only one silly sprite had ever been fired from his duty as a Mischief Maker.

Poor Snowflake had emptied an entire bottle of Sudsy Bubble Bath in a tub, planning to float on a toy tube until morning. But…while waiting for the water to fill, he flitted to the kitchen to eat some of the red and green sprinkles that had been left on the counter. They were so good, he ended up eating the whole bottle.

Turns out, a whole bottle of sprinkles is too much for one elf.

He whizzed around the living room, hyped up on sprinkles, and then passed out in a sugar coma on the floor.

Meanwhile, the bath water continued to run.

The water overflowed. Fluffy, wet, white clouds of suds spilled out of the bathroom and down the hall. It was an awful mess. Parents complained enough that poor Snowflake was fired. Since then, he’s been cleaning reindeer droppings in the barn.

“Mischief can be made without a mess,” Santa finished.

Nim and Lil flew back in silence. Both were worried about all of the chaos they had caused over the past few days. Some were worse than others, but still.

“Let’s do something funny this time,” said Nim. “Without jumbling up the house.”

Lil agreed and they landed on the kitchen table with a quiet flop, knocking over a toy T-Rex. Nim’s hat came off as he rolled across the table, and Lil crashed into the salt and pepper.

“Oof,” cried Lil as the T-Rex knocked over the other dinos.

The elves looked at the toys, the salt, the pepper and the glass of water someone had left on the table. In their clumsiness, they had already managed to knock over everything and make a huge mess!

“Oh no,” Lil moaned, tears springing to her eyes.

“Oh it’s ok, Lil,” said Nim. “We can clean it up.”

A slow smile spread on Nim’s face. He knew exactly what they would do tonight…and it wouldn’t make a mess at all.

***

“There!” said Lil. “It’s perfect! Such a great idea, Nim.”

Nim smiled proudly as he strapped himself on to the top of the safari truck.

A T-Rex was pulling the safari truck, Nim’s hat in his mouth.

long neck had Lil’s skirt on, while she was wearing a coffee filter and protecting her hat with a sock.

“So, we were minding our own business when four hungry dinosaurs attacked,” began Nim.

“We tried to stuff them in the safari truck but they were too sneaky for us,” continued Lil.

“They stole my hat-“

“And my skirt…wait, how did they get you on top of the truck?”

“Pixie dust!” exclaimed Nim.

And then they laughed and giggled and watched for the kids.

Mischief Makers Day 5: Pesky Paper Pixies

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Nim and Lil zipped around the kitchen throwing wrapping paper balls at each other, still thrilled with the kids’ reaction to yesterday’s pancake treat.

“The moms even liked the pancakes!” Nim said gleefully.

“Dodge this one!” yelled Lil as she lobbed an especially large paper missile at Nim.

Nim somersaulted through the air, whipping a well-aimed round at Lil’s hat. Lil twirled and hurled one at Nim’s feet. The battle raged for some time until both elves were huffing and puffing.

They sat on the counter, drinking sugar water, with extra sugar, and gazing at the mess they had made.

The kitchen was covered in paper balls. Ripped paper hung from the cabinets and streamed across the floor. Ribbon was scattered down the hallway.

“What next?” asked Nim. “Should we get the cotton balls out for round 2?”

Lil hooted with laughter. “I have a better idea,” she said floating down to the roll of paper on the floor.

Nim watched Lil start wrapping the cabinet doors. He whizzed up to help, trailing scotch tape behind.

They covered the cabinets with wrapping paper, getting even more on the floor and counters and wrapping tape around themselves.

When they were finished, the sprites hung above the stove to review their handiwork.

Both impish elves were well satisfied with the job they had done. Lil took a thick red marker and scribbled a note on the fridge:

“Deck the halls and wrap the cabinets!”

“Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la,” Nim belted out.

Nim then flew up to the watering can perched on top of the cabinets and got settled in for the wait.

Lil spun around singing the rest of the carol before landing gracefully on the opposite side of the kitchen.

“I’m so glad we get to work together this year!” whispered Nim.

Lil smiled and winked and they both anxiously waited for morning to come.

Mischief Makers Day 4: Perfect Pancake Party

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Nim and Lil were sitting around two tiny steaming mugs of hot chocolate, a large marshmallow bobbing up and down in each cup.

“Did you hear Joe’s squeal of delight when he found me stuffed in a jar full of marshmallows?” Nim asked Lil.

Lil nodded her head and took a sip of the delicious drink.

Their trip back to the North Pole had been quick and uneventful. They both had told Santa how well the four kids had been behaving.

They were taking turns, helping each other and playing together with little to no tears, tiffs or tantrums.

Santa was pleased.

“We should do something nice for the kids tonight,” Lil said.

Nim agreed and they both tried to think of something they could do to reward all the good behavior.

“I think I’m too hungry to think of something. I need something sweet to eat,” Nim said as he wandered to the box of mini powdered sugar donuts that rested on top of the flour canister.

Lil watched him struggle with opening the box. After a huge tug, Nim got the box open…and the lid to the canister popped off! Nim tumbled to the counter in a puff of flour and powdered sugar.

Lil giggled as Nim stood up and shook flour from his hat, giving her a silly grin.

“Oops,” he said. “I guess we’ll have to use this flour in tonight’s mischief.”

“That’s it Nim!” exclaimed Lil.

She zoomed to the spice cabinet and flew the cinnamon to the counter.

“What’reyadoinLil?” Nim asked with his mouth full of donut.

“We are going to make pancakes!”

After pouring three cups of flour, 3 tablespoons of baking powder, a bit of sugar, a dash of cinnamon, a pinch of salt and enough red and green sprinkles to cover a dozen cookies into a big bowl, Nim and Lil fell in a jumbled heap on the counter.

“After all that work I am really hungry now!” Nim groaned, his stomach growling.

“I think I saw a little pan and spatula last night while I was stuffing you in the jar,” said Lil. “We could make a few pancakes to make sure there is enough sugar and sprinkles in the mix.”

They cooked a few pancakes for themselves, added more sugar and sprinkles and cooked some more until they were finally satisfied with the mix.

Lil jotted a little note with instructions for finishing up the batter and flew over to where Nim sat pushing straws together.

“I made one for you too,” said Nim, pointing to the straw sticking out of the bottle of delicious maple syrup.

“I’m stuffed,” groaned Lil pulling at the straw. “I couldn’t eat another bite.”

Nim smirked as Lil continued to slurp happily on the syrup. The kids were going to be so excited in the morning.

Mischief Makers Day 3: Mini Marshmallow Madness

Nim and Lil had just returned after reporting to Santa. They were a little tired from flying back through snow and wind.

“We have to come up with something really good tonight,” said Nim.

“I know,” Lil sighed.

Nim and Lil were disappointed. They had hoped their tricks and stunts would be special, but last night they heard that many of the other elves had done the same thing.

Apparently, twirling around the tree with a roll of toilet paper was an elf favorite.

Nim and Lil flitted around the kitchen, looking for inspiration. On the second lap around, Lil saw a bag of mini marshmallows and knew exactly what to do.

“Marshmallow fight!” she whisper-shouted to Nim.

Nim just had time to react as he dodged a mini marshmallow hurled at his head. He looked around wildly, searching for the marshmallows so he could return fire. He spotted them on the counter and the great fight began.

They got marshmallows everywhere.

Spilled on the floor.

Sprinkled on the couches.

Scattered on the stairs.

Lil rocketed around the kitchen, bumping into cabinets, marshmallows shooting from her arms like so much confetti.

She stopped to rub her head after bumping into a stack of red solo cups and a plan flashed through her mind.

Nim was still bursting with glee, flying wildly around the living room and pelting marshmallows at the stuffed animals on the floor. Quickly, Lil grabbed a red solo cup, a marker, some shiny red ribbon and tape. She stashed her booty by the stairs and flew back to the kitchen to finish preparations.

Once ready, she darted to the living room where Nim had just crashed to the ground, exhausted.

“Gotcha!” Lil giggled, pulling Nim by the arms toward the kitchen counter.

“What are we–” Nim began.

“Get in the jar,” she ordered with a twinkle of mirth in her eyes.

Nim, looking at the marshmallows in the jar, jumped in feet first and Lil poured in marshmallows up to his chin. She handed him a sign and placed a note on  the marshmallowed countertop.

If it’s Nim who you seek
Then go take a peek
He’s buried chin deep
In a marshmallow heap

Once Nim was settled and stuffed with marshmallows, Lil set to work.

She used a hole punch on the cup and pulled the red ribbon through. Then she taped the ribbon to the wall so that the cup hung down like a basket.

Leaving a bowl of marshmallows for the kids to throw in the cup, she gave Nim one last, amused look, and flew to her perch in the Christmas tree, waiting for morning to come.

Day 2: Toilet Tissue Tricks

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Nim and Lil were very pleased with the first day of the season.

The four cousins bounded down the stairs and squealed in delight when they found Nim and Lil hanging from the light fixture. All day long, the elves had watched the kids for good behavior (and bad) to include in their report to Santa.

Bella and Cheyenne both behaved and helped out around the house after school.

Bella watched Jacob while her aunt and mom made dinner.

Cheyenne played a game with Joe.

And Joe and Jake were…for most of the day…well-behaved.

After everyone in the house was fast asleep, Nim and Lil zoomed to the North Pole to report what they had seen.

As they waited for their turn with Santa, they listened and laughed with the other elves.

“And then, I sat in the fridge with my arm around the green milk!” said Iggy the Elf.

“I had fun ziplining from the top of the Christmas tree to the fireplace,” added Muffy.

Later on, after their chat with Santa, Nim and Lil flew back through the starry night, discussing what they should do for night two.

“Maybe we should add some decorations to the tree,” offered Nim.

Lil nodded happily. “Yes! We can add paper snowflakes!”

They searched for scissors and paper. They buzzed around opening drawers and cabinets, making a giant mess as they hunted.

Lil drifted into the bathroom and opened the cabinet under the sink.

“Nim!” she cheered. “I found paper!”

She flew out with a roll of toilet paper and whisked around the living room, a stream of paper billowing behind her.

Nim and Lil set to work on the tree.

Nim soared up, intending to place the roll on the top of the tree and twirl the paper around and around.

But…he got stuck in the middle of the roll and couldn’t move.

“Lil! Help!” he crowed. “I’m stuck at the top of the tree!”

Lil sailed over, flittering around Nim and howling with laughter.

“Here, let me help decorate. We will have to get you out of this pickle tomorrow night. Up here you’ll be able to see everything,” said Lil spinning around the tree with the toilet paper.

Exhausted from the work, Lil perched atop the fireplace.

They grinned at each other and settled in for the short wait til morning.

Mischief Makers Day 1: Tangled in Tinsel

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THUMP! Nim and Lil landed on the window sill and silently they crept into the house. It was “opening night” and they had something special planned to start the season off.

“Nim! This bag is heavier than Santa’s sleigh!” said Lil as she hefted the bag off of Nim.

Lil got a piece of paper and red marker down from the desk.

“What are you doing?” Nim whispered.

“Writing a letter to them…explaining to the girls how I found them.”

While Lil wrote, Nim opened his bag pulling out a packet of hot chocolate and a Christmas mug for each child.

There was one extra packet of cocoa in the box and Nim was feeling a bit hungry. He hadn’t had anything since his dinner of marshmallows and chocolate syrup–with a side of jelly beans.

He tried to be careful opening the extra packet of cocoa, but the powdery chocolate puffed out in a cloud and spilled all over the table.

Lil finished the note and pushed it over to the spilled cocoa.

“Look what you did,” she giggled, blue eyes twinkling as she scooped up a handful of powder.

“Hey, I opened that for me!” Nim shouted, throwing a handful of cocoa at Lil.

Lil squealed. The two mischief-making elves spent a few minutes having a cocoa fight before they spied ribbons and bows near a beautifully decorated tree. Nim and Lil looked at each other and smiled in silent agreement on their next activity.

Nim climbed the cabinet with a container of bows and plastered them all over the walls and countertops..

“Whee!” said Lil as she laughed and zoomed around the light fixture gathering handfuls of chocolate and throwing it in the air.

“Be careful Lil, you’ll get tangled up,” Nim was grinning at the sight of her zigging and zagging through the light fixture.

The warning came too late, and Lil suddenly found herself twisted in red tinsel rope and paper snowflakes.

Nim started to laugh. “I told you!”

Lil lobbed a bow at Nim and they found themselves hurling Christmas bows and ribbon at each other…Nim getting tangled in the tinsel rope too.

“Well,” said Lil breathlessly. “I suppose this is a good place to watch the kids.”

“Yes,” agreed Nim. “We can unravel ourselves tomorrow before we fly back to Santa.”

The elves smiled and with a sparkle in their eyes, waited excitedly for the kids to wake up.